An attractive young blond could not find the right guy for some reason. Every guy she's gone out with were intimidated by her attractiveness or just wanted to have sex with her. So she put out an ad in her local paper's:

"Attractive, blond woman looking for a husband. Man must be a gentleman, rich and powerful, good looking and very well endowed."

After about a week, she decided that all the men that came ringing her doorbell were not suitable and was about to give up when she heard the doorbell ring. She opens the door and there was no one so she closes the door and walks away. Her bell rings again and she opens the door only to see that no one was there again. Suddenly she heard, "Hey! Down here!". She looks down and sees a man with no arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."

The blond replies, "Sorry sir, but you must meet all the criteria of my ad before I can consider you to be my husband."

"Well, my mom brought me up on a farm and she taught me what hard work is and everything there is to know about being a gentleman. I'm not only the owner of 2 Fortune 500 companies but I am also Mr. Obama's personal advisor so I'm very rich and very powerful. After all the plastic surgeries I've had to have after an accident, I'm considered as one of the best looking man in the Nation!" explained the man.

"Wow!", said the blond, "That's really impressive. However, you still don't meet one of the criteria, which is being well endowed."

The man looks up and says, "How do you think I rang your doorbell?"