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Post at 12-10-2009 02:10  Profile P.M. 
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Marriage Humour

Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband: "Nothing"

W: "Nothing? You've been reading our Marriage Certificate for over an hour!"

H: "I was looking for the expiration date."

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W: "Do you want dinner?"

H: "Sure! What are my choices?"

W: "Yes or no."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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