Chinese Masrriage...
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the dark.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything - juss anything
you want. You juss ask... So... Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want try something I have hear about from udder girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful
silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:
"You want...Garlic chicken with steam vegable?"
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