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Post at 28-8-2009 01:06  Profile P.M. 
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A gift to wife

Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives.
Poor man says to the Rich man,
"What'd you get your wife this year?"
The Rich man says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring."
"Why'd you get her both?"
"If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back happy."
"O.K. That works."
"Well what did you get your wife?"
"A pair of slippers and a dildo."
"Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"
"If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"
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Post at 28-8-2009 01:26  Profile P.M. 
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thats a good one, hahah ...imagine explaining that to the missus though
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Post at 28-8-2009 06:59  Profile P.M. 
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HAHAHA! The last statement is crackup!
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