Before the  young couple is getting married the wife-to-be asks her hubby for one thing.

"Please promise me that you will never ever open the upper drawer in my nightstand." The good hubby respects this wish year in and year out. 25 years have passed and they are celebrating their wedding anniversary and the wife thanks he for not looking into the drawer and asks him again: "Please promise me that you will never ever open the upper drawer in my nightstand." This reminds him of that drawer and he is turning very curious.

Finally the next day he opens the drawer to find a stack of money and three eggs.  Hubby is quite puzzled about those eggs and has no clue where the money was coming from so he checks with his wifey.

"I am very disappointed you did not respect my wish anymore not to look into the drawer. But I will explain you where the eggs are coming from. For every time I went to bed with another man I put one egg into the drawer."

Hubby thinks: okay - three other guys in 25 years - let's not make a big fuzz out of it - I also had my fair share of adventures. But he was still curious about the stack of money and asks.

Wifey: "Well, the money is coming from the eggs. Everytime the drawer was full of eggs I took them to the market and sold them...."

Now that didnt really tickly my funny bone.