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Post at 7-4-2009 11:18  Profile P.M. 
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British Generosity

> A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

> Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

> The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

> The rest of the world is in shock.

> The USA is sending troops to help.

> Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

> Latin American countries are sending supplies.

> The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

> Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

> God Bless British generosity.
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Post at 7-4-2009 12:40  Profile P.M. 
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shhhhhhh

I am English too!

LOL
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

This is far too thinly veiled as a joke...




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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

I don't get the joke.
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Reply #4 paka's post

It's hinting that there are a lot of Pakistanis in Britain, and the British would be very glad to send a lot of them "back" in such a situation, possibly under the guise of being generous...




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You could say the same about USA and Mexico and sending Mexicans back.
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When i first read it i dont get it.

After some explaination of the bros i understand it now .
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british generosity

The only problem is there isn't any houses for them to open corner shops
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The real problem with it is that there are only about 1m immigrants from the sub continent altogether with a smallish minority being from pakistan. So it would not be possible. Funny joke though
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Its just a slightly racist british joke, in that you get towns like Bradford , Birmingham all of inner city Manchester where you will never see a white face.




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Reply #5 CunningLinguist's post

Thanks for making it clear. I also didnt understand first.
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re joke

the english took over south east asia and ruled top down... eventually got thrown out of everwhere...

now the southasians are taking over england... but the approach is bottom up!

Top down didn't work... but once you get in, bottom up is guaranteed to work... just give it 100 - 200 more years...
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