AlanC
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Post at 19-6-2009 10:40  Profile P.M. 
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I'm Coming

A ninety year old man is admitted to a care home by his family.

After a few days he gets to know one or two of the other "inmates", all in their eighties or nineties.

One day, a woman winks at him. They hit it off, retire to her room and have sex.

The next day, the old guy notices an oily discharge coming from his penis so he goes to see the doctor.

The doctor examines him and says "have you had sex in the last 24 hours?"

"Actually I have," said the old guy "last night before supper."

"Well," says the doctor "i think you should call your lady friend and tell her you're coming..."
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Post at 19-6-2009 11:10  Profile P.M. 
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LOL, hope i don't become like that
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Post at 20-6-2009 07:49  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 AlanC's post

that sounds crazy lol did that really happen? wahahahaha it was too slow and the feeling was gone! hope it doesnt happen to us!!!
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