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Post at 18-7-2009 21:03  Profile P.M. 
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Husband Super Store

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I
wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting."
But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said,

This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.

The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.

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kcc   19-7-2009 23:41  Acceptance  +1   HAHAHA
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Tyral
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Post at 31-7-2009 20:16  Profile P.M. 
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So true, women are greedy bitches indeed!!
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hahaha,

this is the first one to make me chuckle so far in the joke forum.  Soooo true!
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hahaha.  Very funny joke.  I agree with the joke.  Have you heard the old saying.  Men are in relationships just to satisfy his sexual desires.  Women are in it just to change the man.  Women should know not to expect too much from men.  These are the women the drives the men away very quickly in their lives.
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