I am looking for WhatsApp "friends" that would post comments to what we were "supposedly" doing on certain days. I just mean like saying "hey man, it was fun hanging out today", "that was funny when Bill slipped and spilled his drink", " remember how bad that taxi driver smelled", "oh man, we really need to do that more often", and that type shit to throw the S/O off. Of course we could have code for where we are going so the other could send corresponding pictures, etc.

I told the S/O that I am going to Macau to go to strip clubs with " my friends" and she is cool with that but actually I'm going with my GF so I need some texts, pictures, and stories for proof. Can any bros help, I will reciprocate for sure.

This is the weirdest post I have ever seen - good luck!

Also what's stopping a bro fucking you over with messages?
"Hey bro hope your girl friend fucked you good in Macau"

Obe

[ Last edited by  obe at 18-7-2015 18:11 ]

Strip clubs in Macau ?  Your first mistake !

My S/O is cool and does not care about strip clubs and of course negative posts will be deleted. I just figure that a group of like minded individuals would find this beneficial back up for any missing blocks of time,  "where were you between 2pm-8pm you did not pick up your phone?" Oh, Ted is moving back to the states and we went to Outback for a farewell celebration and I did not hear the phone.

Do you know how many strip clubs there are there ?

I have been to Macau probably 10 times but never to a strip club. I have seen the tourist sights and did the Macau tower bungy jump that is all. I know that this is a "secret" pasttime for some but maybe an occasional for others that could benefit from some backup. PM if you find any positive interest, negative too I don't care.

StackedJack, the point is that Macau has Saunas where you have sex, not strip clubs where you watch dancers. Sooner or later, your SO will say something to her friend like "Oh yeah, Jack's at the strip clubs in Macau for the weekend" and her more-knowledgeable friend is going to say "Oh REALLY! Is THAT what he told you. Let me tell you about Macau!" And then you're toast.

If you're going to Macau not to have sex, you're going to gamble. Period. There's nothing else to hold a gentleman's attention in Macau other than those two things.

Gherk

You're not getting my point … there are no strip joints there !   Duh !

Why dont you get 2 phone cards and talk to yourself on whatsapp ? That way there'll be no misunderstandings when you need to show your wife !

[ Last edited by  twiceAweek at 18-7-2015 23:12 ]

1.) You're making things way too complicated. The thing about lying is that it's very easy to forget what lies you've spun and to be caught in them.

2.) Does your SO really care about where you've been (without her) that she'll question you about it?

2.) It's obvious that you've never gone to Macau with your SO. There are no strip clubs in Macau. And really, there's not much to do in Macau except to gamble and/or hit the saunas. I go to Macau with my SO and all we do is eat (overrated pork chop buns, egg tarts and the one Comebuy near Senado Square which has a way better drinks than at the Hong Kong shops) and gamble at the casinos. I get bored of Macau after 2-3 hours.

If you want to go to Macau, it's easier to just say that you're going gambling with colleagues from work. The SO likely doesn't know who your colleagues are and so she can't quiz your friends on the matter. And you can also explain how you "lost" $3,000 HKD at the Venetian when really you spent it at Familia Nobre Sauna. The downside of course is that your SO is going to suspect/assume that you're actually going to Macau for the saunas.

Yeah, I always thought there were actual US style strip clubs there, but live and learn I guess. Yes, I have been there to the old forts, bought spicy pork sheet things, bungy jumped, and the GP museum but never to a sauna/club.

I guess I'll just say that I did not know these(strip clubs) were "that kind" of place, felt awkward and left. Come home NOT smelling of perfume but of beer and wearing a new bungy T-shirt should do it(I hope that I can GoPro the jump, it is insane)

Thanks for the replies, noob mistake on my part for sure.

Stacked

(1) WGs in the joints are not allowed to use perfume. Good for you.
(2) For me, I just bring a wingman and not so complicated.