Personals
Bit of a slow afternoon and was flicking through the personals section of a well known online advertisment site - saw this and gave me a good laugh.
First ad is a genuine post and I'm guessing the second is from someone who took the time to meet 'Jomie'
"My name is Jomie. I am not phony. I am a real Hong Kong born beautiful woman in my early 40 years. I am 5 ft 5 in slender shape. I look younger than my age what some people said. I could be the 9 in the room, depends on what I wear. I am healthy and STD free. I have never married with no kids.
I believe that fate and true love have you to meet your someone special, it does not matter where are you located. I am looking for one nice handsome fine true gentleman leading to our beautiful marriage and develop our own family together very soon seriously.
I am confident if you are confident with me. If not then please do not bother and abuse me with just your opinion if you do not meet my requirements with your points of views. There is the black swan in the world and I believe that anything is possible happened in the world.
I have traveled and/or lived overseas include USA, Europe and other countries. I like good times in clean, peaceful and nice places with good views. I like playing with kids and dogs.
I am looking for only one true gentleman who can meet my criteria :
You are into old fashion way where you can take great care of a woman with all respect in every aspect. You can respect and appreciate a woman by being with you.
You are what you said you are that you promise. You are positive and responsible. You are emotional stable. You have more than enough for the rest of our life. You are easy to talk to but also serious. You are non-smoker, not a heavy drinker and do not take drug. I am not a drinker, smoker or drug user and I am not into bar sense very much. I drink socially very once in a while, just a glass of wine or beer. I am not looking for a man who goes to the bars' often.
You are white with clean cut look and handsome with blue or green color eyes, around 40s to early 50s years old, at least 6 ft tall; who is one woman man, very single, loyal, honest, kindness, sincere, affections, family oriented, gentle and nice, very trust worthy, respectful, romance, caring, healthy in good shape, clean, STD free. You are not into sports very much.
You have very secured financial portfolio. You can do what I need and want with good intentions and fast actions rather than finding any excuses. You are true to your word. You can issue the no limited black cards for me, share your net worth and luxury toys so I can play with you. You can buy a nice house and a big yacht called my name because of your greatest love. You will belong to me and I will belong to you.
You would like to have our own mixed beautiful baby so we can play with him or her in the coming future soon indeed. Fine dining out, drinks, shopping, travel to different places, live in, going out together, etc. I can relocate to be with you when you arrange it very soon.
The rest of the story will be a wonderful marriage for us. Please response with your photos, tel. no. and tell me more about yourself seriously so we can talk on the phone. We start from here. "
Second ad
"My name is Jomie.
I am a 42 y/o dried up old hag who LIVES ALONE.
I am a gold digger, a looser, uneducated, and PSYCHO. I also have most of my teeth.
If you want a Smelly Pirate Hooker from Whore Island as a wife---and you are a billionaire...then message me.
No indian men because Im racist. "
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