Do veggie massage girls have some kind of weird sense of humor or maybe they have a girls betting pool or whatever, but I am convinced that at times they are working deliberately yet surreptitiously to get you a hard on. Oh sure any gal can grab your johnson and stroke a hard on, but I mean pushing your buttons while you lay on your back and they work the legs and stomach area without actually touching you. Maybe they love seeing a guy crossing his legs trying to wander down the hallway with a huge hard on and they have hidden cameras for the gals amusement. Or payback just because we are guys and they know they can do it and we can't pretend its not happening.

I am in a hotel massage room with a window in the door and no way is this supposed to be a happy ending place getting a good massage. I roll over and she starts head then stomach and legs. Whilst rubbing my stomach she is getting ever so close but not touching (I am thinking gawd no hard on!!).    Then on to the legs and stretching the groin whatever and not touching but (Oh gawd, do not give me a hard on!!).   Then each leg individually and up to the thigh and not touching but I am awakening (gawd please to not do this to me!!)     I hold my breath and think about biting my finger off to induce brain pain to avoid the hard on, then she is down the leg and I survived. Then the other leg and I can feel her ESP telling me "You will have a hard on!!"    and I am growing and about to say "hm ho yisi" but she slides down the leg and I am only semi-hard on. I know she is doing this on purpose cause she says "oh  please remember I am #XX and you know you can have a massage in your room upstairs"

So question for your veggie massage lovers, are they purposefully teasing you?? (I say hell yes)

Out of every 10 guys in a veggie place how many end up with a hard-on or real close (8.5 is my guess).

I just can't imagine that after say 1 year there really isn't anything a massage gal hasn't seen so just like a nurse nothing phases them.

And yes I am going to get her for the in room massage next.

I used to go to a place in TST East many many years ago, one of the larger sauna/spas in one of the commercial centers.  I would always go with a group of guys who were entertaining their overseas customers and the evening usually went drinks-sauna+massage/dinner/nightclub.

The massages were all veggie, usually all of us in one open room or a room with large windows with our own massage girl.  It was pretty difficult not to get hard as the girls liked to tease you by massaging the inside of your thigh and just avoiding touching your balls, maybe a little "accidental" contact.  I am sure more was on offer but I did not see any of the private rooms, only the larger open massage areas.  Had to concentrate very hard on not getting hard

I actually did not like going to these sanuas at all but had to go for business reasons.  Much prefer the happy ending massages

I am convinced a excellent veggie masseuse is one who deliberately makes a guy get a hardon. Why so? I think the masseuse wants to see if her massage efforts were good enough to improve one's blood circulation. Hardon=great blood circulation.

Then once the masseuse is satisfied with the quality of the hardon, the masseuse would then proceed to accupressure some points in the area between the anus and scrotum and finish it by pressing down on the two points on the side of the hardon to make the hardon shrivel away in spite of your pervy thoughts.  

I would think they definitely do it on purpose, like "oops sorry were that your balls?"! I try by all means not to have a hard on (I think of my boss / taxes etc...) And it usually works!. And when I do get a hard on, I smile and say "sorry!" and they usually just smile back, they're used to it!

Of course these masseues would like to tease us to have a HARDON or it will practically be an insult to them if we show no reactions to what they are doin.

They do it on purpose!  So relax and reward 'em with your throbbing man-snake!  I have no shame in it at all -- if a gal is gonna rub my thighs a centimeter from my balls and dick I am going to get a hard-on!  Don't fight it --- I'll give her a show with the most throbbingest member I can muster!  

I view it the other way... (Sometimes, if she is hot).  If she's workin' it to get me hard, I am gonna work her to see if I can get a little extra (a HJ at least, but I'll try for more when the mood is right).  I've succeeded quite a few times in veggie joints.

Now that is just wrong (not your post) A gal gives and takes away all in one session. A WASTED HARDON IS A TERRIBLE LOSS!!!
I figure there are only so many left in my life and I want to enjoy every last one of them.

Well I think a lot of the excitement comes from the fact that you don't know what you might get, versus the non-veggie ones while you've got it all in your head and you know you're gonna get one. A bit like trying to get a girl in a club instead of going to a WG.

So if I get a massage in a place like the Miso Hotel and crack a woody I wont get thrown out??lol

That's why veggie massages have masseurs who are skilled but old and ugly!

I always turned on when i had veggie massage, some of the girls actually will offer u HJ, but usually their price was quite expensive

What?! Even when she's butt ugly and 60 years old? Unless you want to tell me all your veggies were non-legit ones.

i always choose a young and petite girl for veggie massage, i give the receptionist some money to select the right girl for me

Often whenever I get a oil rubdown as part of a massage it is very difficult not to get a hardon. Oil = possibility of HE.


But there was the one time I had to think of deathly thoughts to avoid a hardon.

I was staying at a luxury hotel resort in Rajasthan, India and it had a massage spa. I figured I was going to try it to experience what massage would be like in India.

It did not start uneventful as I couldn't really find the proper changing room. Then I realized the waiting room was the changing room!? A room wth just 3 walls. It was a bit unnerving as there was no privacy and it turned out to be a unisex place. The women were freaking out and would return to their hotel rooms to change.

Eventually I get to the massage room and waited for my masseuse. Hell, the masseuse was male. Turns out all the masseuses were male in this place. He really gave me a workout for an hour until he poured the oil all over my body and proceeded with a full oil massage of my entire body including my ass cheeks. Aiyah! It took a lot of willpower for me to counteract my LB's pavlovian reaction to an oil massage.

After successfully fighting back with all my mental powers until the end of massage, I was thoroughly exhausted. I slept well that night and it wasn't from the massage.

From then on, I learned that I should always ask any massage spas first if they have female masseuses before going for a full-body massage session.

I remember reading about porn star Ron Jeremy where he would be performing a sex scene and he tried not to come too early.

He thought about bloody Vietnam War film footage to stay hard.

If I absolutely must not have a hard on or need to kill one that I already have... I literally say this phrase in my brain...

"dead puppies, dead puppies ... hi mom how was your day, hi mom how was your day?"

Works every time.

I'm with Wander on this one though.  Every veg massage I get I try to have the biggest most impressive erection ever...

The best is when she's massaging your belly and shes like one inch a way from your member, then... you grow it that inch so she either has to touch it or make an adjustment to her routine.  Guess I'm twisted

You guys realize a lot of veggie massages are done in big halls with rows of chairs and other people around. Surely you mean you try to get an erection only when you're in a private room right?

Yes, all veggie massages are done in rooms. The ones you're referring to that are done in your chair are just "lounge" massages, such as feet, legs, arms, shoulders, etc. A full massage cannot be done in a chair!

@ doghead: Once, I had a back scrub in Queen Spa, and it was a far cry from the same service in Macau saunas, I can warn you! It was a guy who did it, and when he did my front, he actually moved my (flaccid) little bro aside with his fingers in order to scrub different areas. It was a bit too thorough for my liking, and will never do that again!

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Yeah, but try that with your SO lying on a massage bed next to you.... That happened to me once when we went to Grand Waldo in Macau. My SO and I were both on our backs. She had a towel over her face fortunately getting her massage, while my girl was sensuously rubbing oil onto my chest and circling my nipples. Mine was a slight boner but I was desperately trying to focus on other things.

Oh man that happened to me in China.  My SO is Chinese...  she had her girl masseuse and I had mine.  Mine tells my SO in mandarin that I have a big dick and doesn't know how she can handle it.  Then my SO relays this to me in English which gets the juices flowing.  My masseuse then proceeds to try and get my dick hard and keeps giving my SO updates on its size as it grows.  I totally wanted to throw down with a foursome but just ended up with 3 laughing girls and a hard dick.

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