Subject: Mile HIgh Club
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Mile HIgh Club

Just wanted to ask if any bros has had the privilege of being in the mile high club.


Personally i have myself just reached second base without feeling too obvious about it lol.
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not being stupid, but what is second base? Is that a layover in JFK when flying with Emirates on route for Connecticut?




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lol

First Base - lfk, dfk

Second base - touching, fingering, HJ

Third base -  the full palooza
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Close:

First Base - lfk, dfk

Second base - touching and playing with tits

Third base -  touching and playing with her hoo-hoo or her playing with your cucumber. HJ etc.

Home Run - The good stuff. Mish, CG, etc. Generally sex with penetration and DATY, BJ etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex
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Reply #1 kelvesc's post

I have rubbed one out a few times on the flight. does that count as joining the mile high club? That's like flying solo right? Should be a special achievement on its own.

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Reply #5 Wachovia68's post

A home run is considered for the mile high club nothing less.

Its an achievement in itself lol. You know the sizes of those bathrooms on flights lol.

thanks dooper for your correct translation of the bases.
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if you're flying Singaporean Airlines first class suites and you do the coitus there, that would be true baller mile high achievement. i'm curious what their official policy would be for couples who try to do so.


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I had a wank on a coach from London to Canterbury once; I wondered at the time if Chaucer had done the same.




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QUOTE:
Originally posted by Wachovia68 at 17-4-2012 00:17
if you're flying Singaporean Airlines first class suites and you do the coitus there, that would be true baller mile high achievement. i'm curious what their official policy would be for couples who t ...

Good grief... Now that's the way to join the club! I wonder how much that would cost. Haha

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Reply #7 Wachovia68's post

The official policy is no coitus, but you're paying somewhere in the region of USD20,000 for the suite, it's at least half a day long flight, i doubt anyone is going to barge in and demand you stop whatever you're doing.

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Reply #10 mrfast's post

Nah, you are wrong...if you are able to pay USD20,000 for that suite, every air stewardress is going to barge right in hoping to get some bareback FS with you and have your kid (and her link to your wealth).   

And she will be willing to knockout your SO or engage in a 3P. I bet they keep a full-sex kit on the plane somewhere.

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does BBBJ with swallow count too?  
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by sirtiger at 17-4-2012 03:11
does BBBJ with swallow count too?  

No that is considered getting picked off trying to steal home plate.  LMAO!!

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=13d_1318607927




Its real, the FAA were VERY VERY pissed off at this dropzone.

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Reply #7 Wachovia68's post

There are many times when flying economy isn't fun but seeing that picture just hammers it home how much better it is on the other side of the curtain.

One day....

at 20K for the suite I'd imagine it wouldn't cost much less/more to have a private plane. That looks amazing though!
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charter a plane from nyc to bahamas cost about 20k. usually fits 8-10 people. so you do the math. i have no idea what a transpacific flight charter would be.

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Mile High Club - Emirate shower

On a A380 flight to Dubai a few years ago, I was upgraded to Emirates First Class.  The have a shower in the first class lav and plenty of room to have your way with a willing flight attendant or travel companion, and then wash-up.  Unfortunately all the flight attendants were Arab and didn't seem in the mood...

See - http://www.emirates.com/english/ ... ass/shower_spa.aspx
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BBBJ w/o completion

Had a BBBJ in the back of an old 707, in the aisle near the lavs.  Flight Attendant actually.  on a night flight.  I knew her and we were fooling around and one thing lead to another and I have a raging hard on.

She dares me to pull it out.  I do.  And I dare her to suck it.  She does!  I am standing up looking down the aisle getting a knob job.  Really good actually.

Suddenly, someone gets up and starts walking to the back.  Shit, parties over.  Unrequited stiffy back in the pants.

End of story.............

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Reply #17 MickJag's post

The A380 is a big plane. Well you could have taken a stroll around the cattle class section and chatted up any of the Asian migrant workers there or cute tourists. All you had to do to market yourself was to stroll around in your Emirates bathrobe and adopt the rich arab look.
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Well some cathay pilots and crew got fired because they where doing it in the cockpit (interesting name btw! ;) ), pics where really self explanatory (and fell in the wrong hands!)! I have to say that sometimes you do wish you could bang one of those girls (not the old head flight attendants the young and fresh ones!) ;)
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