OK, i found this kinda funny.  I was chatting with my friend in Madagascar and it strayed over to WGs as usual.  We started to talk about what we have done and what we'd like to do, then he says he will get me a dwarf/midget when i visit him.  I'm like wtf.....errrrrr ok.......   Then the conversation went on to our formerly very "conservative" friend (central US, church going kind), who i already severely corrupted by taking him to Macau twice.  These guys met each other like 35 years ago for the first time, on one of those remote hilltop landing strips in Papua New Guinea that are only accessible by light aircraft.  The story goes, they went to a brothel, then ran away!  

Then the topic goes to, he knows where you can do a Papuan in Antananarivo.  Ok i said i'm going to challenge my friend from the US......

Attached is a screen cap of the conversation and pics of a midget/dwarf you might expect to find there and some Papuan women.

The question is, what would you choose?!  

Your chat made me think of this joke I wonder if the penguin could be trained to give BBBJ ;)


The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear
and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst
themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up
and says, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the church ?" "No," said
the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the church." A little time passed
and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves
causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest.

Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the city?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church." says
the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay
of the priest.

Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the state?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no
midget nuns in the church." exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.

The dwarfs continue their interference.

Dopey stands up and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in thecountry?"

The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns
in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country,
there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"

Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey
fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin."

looks to me like more things to help our community suss out potential candidates for the Brave Punter Award 2012, methinks

Keep on mongering

Hey, I haven't done it yet, and I don't know how its going to turn out, hell my friend in Madagascar is Dutch and pics he has shown me of his women, some of them I thought were smoking hot but some of them I would not be interested in, even if the big head said "hey bro, lets do it just for the fuck of it!" then the little head would say "WTF? you're asking me to go there?" and the little head would hide and make me a fat woman.

We'll see how it goes, maybe after I see the Papuan i'll run away as well?!  

I will personally award 100K a month every month to the Brave Punter who spends the nite with this fine Papuan ladyboy

[ Last edited by  JckJr at 19-3-2012 21:50 ]