As always, there is quite a bit of interest surrounding KP, which is really a mongers institution. I see there was another threads posted here by a newbie talking about his visit. Having been going there continuously for the past 5 1/2 years, and given that I had a very trying experience there about two weeks ago
but the place has subsequently redeemed itself, I think it would be helpful to this community to prepare a small set of guidelines so a newbie would know what to expect upon his first visit. Also for some of the veterans here are some other helpful things which may enhance your visit.
Please feel free to add to this list if you have any other insights or observations.
1. Rejecting Girls: Don’t be shy about rejecting one and asking for another, you do this as many times as you want provided you actually take one in the end.
2. Rejecting Girls (2): If you reject one, see three more you don't like who are actually worse than the first one, you can ask for the first one back, provided she has not been taken by another punter in another room.
3. Time Extensions:
You can extend your time in mid-punt if needed, it is another HKD 200 for 25 minutes and HKD 400 for 50 minutes. I do this all the time as it sometimes takes me a while to finish, or I am having so much fun with the girl I want to continue. When you come down the stairs to exit they will show you back into one of the Karaoke rooms and ask you to pay more, although a couple of times I have been there late night and when you extend the time at night they send a MMS to the door to collect the cash from you immediately (so I stand there with my erect penis going through my wallet counting out the hundreds and then I put 400 in my hand with my arm curved around the door and my fat white hairy ass hiding behind it
). I guess they have had too many “Fxxk and flee”, the sort of the monger version of "dine and dash".
4. Drinks: Your drink options are hot tea, cold water and, I believe, beer. I have never asked for beer so cannot confirm this. They will also provide you with an ashtray if required.
5. Quality-Control: When leaving, they will ask you if "girl okay?" Do not be shy about being as specific as you can as to what you like and did not like, what the girl did and did not do.
Be as specific as you can when giving your report as this is where they specialize, the quality control, and “your feedback is important to them”.
6. Quality-Control (2):
Do not complain about: c-section scars, cellulite, flabby tits, tattoos, underarm hair, bad or smokers’ breath, age, or bad teeth.
7. Quality-Control (3):
Do complain about girls who did not kiss, did not DFK, did not BBBJ, did not give PDD, did not shower with you, did not assume certain mating positions which you liked, girls which were generally unpleasant, girls who talked on their mobile (the rule for girls is all mobiles have to be turned off), or asked for tips.
8. Communications:
The MMS have limited English but when there are real communication roadblocks they would bring in one English-speaking person which they keep around for this purpose.
9. Tipping: You are not expected to get the girls, although there are quite a few people here who do. Use your own discretion. When paying the MMS I always tip them, leaving the three 10 dollar coins they bring me as change. Then paying the amahs upstairs who maintain the rooms, I always give them HKD 110 when they ask for the standard HKD 108. I always give lai see to all the staff there, including the hotel amahs, typically HKD 10.
10. Takeouts: you can negotiate a takeout, the cost is approximately three times their normal rate of HKD 390 and you get two hours of fun. The girls know of some local hourly hotels they can take you to. However, if you really hit it off with one she will typically give your mobile number and you can do an off market transaction on your own time.
11. Last and most important
: MMS Mandy is your mentor, rabbi, big sister, guide dog, consigliere, comprador, factory representative, customer liaison anything else you can imagine. Be very respectful and treat her very nicely and she will return the favor in multiples. For me she has, variously,
- let me know who is on offer without making me run through a series of groping interviews with a lot of boring and ugly chicks who are not MCOT (of course this works when I know all or most of the names of the girls then on offer)
- remembered my preferences in particular sex acts or girls telling me, for example, “remember Yung Yung, she is back since last week if you wish to see her”,
- given me an additional five minutes to “finish” if I am out of time rather than asking me to extend for another 20 minutes just to blow a load and shower in five minutes and then sit around for another 15
You won't get this kind of treatment on day one from her but once you are there regularly and she gets to know you and you treat her nicely these are the kinds of things she can do for you.
It's a good place if you know its limitations and adjust your expectations accordingly. It is good for solid high-quality no rush sex with a personable girl who is probably at best a 7 on a scale of 10 and usually a 5 but who will usually be compliant with all your reasonable requests. For those of you who look for anal, I don't think it's on offer but I have never asked for it. If you're looking for babes then stick to the hotel girls.
Have fun
Keep on mongering
