Adventures with the US Navy.  

First, let me say that in general these are pretty good blokes.  Hard working, decent folk all around usually.  They get rowdy and party hard when on shore leave - but understandable after being cooped up on a ship for a month or more.  Never had a problem with them.

Today was a bit different.  I made a plan to meet Emy.  A regular I've reported about before (need to find that link)  Here it is:   http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/viewthread.php?tid=29803&highlight=%2Bwander ).  She's yummy!!  What a bod and such a fun attitude on her.  Just a joy to be with -- too bad she's getting married soon.  Damn!

We agree to meet at Queen Vic for a drink and then head to the Beverley for some fun.  I get to the QV and see navy folk everywhere.  Yeah, they're all dressed civvie - but ONLY U.S. Navy guys still dress like rappers with baggy pants and twisted ballcaps!  Maybe they play nothing but the Beastie Boys on the ship??  Silly for a 25-year-old to be dressed that way!  And a white dude should NEVER try it unless he's got the chops like Eminem!  

Anyway....  I arrive, and see 4 of them surrounding my sweet little Emy.  She's smiling but clearly a little intimidated.  In fact, I see her smile is totally fake -- she's a bit spooked. Upset.  I head over, squeeze thru, say hello with a kiss on the cheek.  Her relief is obvious.  I say hello to the guys and clutch Emy's hand to walk her away from that gang.  I don't know what got her upset, but that was not the place to discuss it!  I turn with her to walk to the bar and feel a hand on my shoulder.

"Who the fuck are you??" Says one of them.

Hmmmm.  This could go south REAL FAST if I am not careful.  But I won't leave Emy with these guys.

"Detective Williams, HK police" I say.  (Hell, enough gals have said I look like a cop - time to use it to my benefit!). "Take it easy today, boys, your MPs are all over the place!".

They paused long enough for Emy to get completely out of the circle and I pulled her out.  What I said startled them and they had no idea what to make of me.  Whether they bought it or not the mood instantly changed:  "Hell ya..., we're just having fun! All good here!"

By the time he said "fun" we were already away.

Hehe.  Seems Sophia (a filipina barmaid at QV - very nice girl and great barmaid) heard me.

"You're not a policeman!" She says (quietly).

"No, but they don't know that and they look like they're gearing up for trouble.  Might want to call in some boys later if they stick around.  Watch yourself."

We enjoyed our drink (quickly) and headed to the Beverley for one hell of an awesome session!  Mmmm, mmmmm!  She's a hot little number.  

Nothing like a little adventure to lead to great frickn sex!!!

[ Last edited by  wander at 12-11-2011 16:45 ]

Damsel in distress! Luckily detective Williams is in town! Hahaha! I'm sure she knows how to reward the detective!

You're absolutely right Locus and Doghead.  

It made her hot.  I was fine to stick around for a few drinks ---- but she was all over me (which I dont like in Queen Vic - I try to be subtle there).

Anyway, didnt take long for me to get in sync with her mood!  Damn, I love her body.  But NO PICS!  Sorry Bros.

nice! what would've you have said if they asked for your badge?

just watch out, those navy boys can get nasty real quick, specially when dunk. they dont give a sh*t who they are fighting...lol.

Smooth move.

I grew up just outside of a marine / navy base so I have a bit of a different perspective on 'them' than others, and not in a good way. But I know I'll get bashed if I say anything bad about those who are here to 'serve & protect' the almighty US & A, so that's that. But, I'm sure that there are also many 'good guys' as well.

I once had a night out with a gf when the navy was in town. Will not repeat the experience.

Any idea when they leave? Hopefully gone by this afternoon...

Wait I don't get it... were the people surrounding her navy marines or were you the navy marine??
Did you say all that in Cantonese??

[ Last edited by  ozzynut at 13-11-2011 06:57 ]

Hey Bigswing,

I had no further plan at all!  

Sadly, when a gal is involved the rational side of my brain only has limited control of my actions.  My statement about being a cop came out quickly.  Guess I would have just said I was off-duty.

Wander bro!

Isn't this like the second 'almost' barfight for you in as many months?  All for just cause of course, but we have got to find you a safer line of work! lol.   Aw well, not your fault for certain and you were doing right, but you is putting you in danger on a regular basis!

Yes indeed it is, Butler - last time was with my Thai gal,  May.  

Mind you, I am NOT a fighter by nature nor a "troublemaker".  I got that shit out of system about 20 years ago.  But I just cant walk away when a gal is involved.  

Anyway Bros..., dont let these little episodes scare you from the barscene here in HK.  Out of 1,000 punts from the bars I have had maybe 5 or 6 moments such as this.  It is not common.

Whilst I DO applaud you for your quick-thinking and valor, I must point out that this tactic is probably NOT a good thing to pull in the future/point out to others about its pitfall.

I believe that you actually could get legally charged with Impersonating a Police officer - and that's NOT a light charge. All it would have taken is one of those blokes to "be unsatisfied" with your reply and demand that you produce your warrant card etc - and the situation would have spiralled South quick. Just ONE simple statement like you made could easily convict you of this quite serious charge.

Hope you don't mind me writing this (I should do it via PM) but I thought it important that others reading ths thread should also know both sides of the equation.

SEAJ

Don't mind at all.

I didn't intend my post as recommendation.  But I don't think what I did could be a cause for being charged ---  as it was done without any attempt or intent to commit a crime (ie:  I didn't impersonate a cop with the intent to rob someone, gain access to a place, or whatever.)  It was done to pull a gal out of a situation while not getting myself pummeled in the process.  I couldn't imagine a judge convicting me of anything.

Anyway - it was an impulsive line-of-fire kinda thing.  And it worked.

Tend to agree with wander's assessment it was one of those impulsive things that youDo off the cuff.

When you look back maybe not the wisest moves but a good after dinner tale .

I have no issues with the navy guys I just personally think it gods way of telling me to watch tv that weekend!

[ Last edited by  cosney at 14-11-2011 09:10 ]

I think congrats's for quick thinking, and getting away with it,

Most of them are fucking moron's,but can be very violent if given the excuse,

anyway the lady obviously appreciated your effort's

did you talk to your gal emy to find out what did they do to maker her so nervous?

They were being agressively rude;  asked her how much to fuck all 4 of them.  When she tried to tell them she was waiting for somebody they wouldnt listen - just kept at her and circled her when she tried to move away.  Nothing a "tougher" WG couldn't handle, but Emy isnt like that.

Well, the unfortunate thing about military training is you want your guys amped up and aggressive, but still under control.  It's a tough balance.  It's easy to be an officer and a gentleman, it's tougher to be a fighting man and a gentleman.  That's not an excuse, just a realization of why we get these problems and how tough it is for military training to get it right.

And what's with the gang bang?! Gang bangs are so gay!

Yeah but it just seems that wherever you go in Asia, from Japan to Korea to HK,you rarely hear these stories about the local forces.    I talked to many people in Itaewon S. Korea who were very careful around US servicemen.  

Is it just the relative size of the US military compared to other country's forces, or does the US military have real problems with control?

[ Last edited by  yazoo at 13-11-2011 15:24 ]

Yazoo it could be a size thing   Meaning, size of the forces involved.  We all remember bad interactions out of proportion to their actual frequency, this is how stereotypes get started.  So, for instance, you get mugged by some random black dude one night and forever after your primate brain is going to be thinking that black guys are dangerous despite the fact that you know a hundred brothers in business and everyone is a decent human being.  We remember the bad interactions and give them disproportionate weight in our memories.

So there's more U.S. forces floating around the world which increases the chances of any of us seeing the one asshole (or in this case the four assholes) in the brigade.

In addition to that, because of the extended network of bases overseas, I think the U.S. service man can sometimes get a false sense of 'local privilege ' if you know what I mean.  When one of us visits a new country I think we're fairly aware that we're guests and that the rules are different from us than they are for the homies.  When you are stationed overseas in a protected area for an extended period you'll either gain sensitivity for the locals, or you'll come to think you should be getting their discounts and privileges.It could go either way.

In any case, this was clearly a bad showing for the U.S. Navy.  A good showing by our man Wander, and a hopefully rare occurrence that the girls will never see again.

They show up in BIG groups and essentially own the bars they choose to walk into just out of sheer numbers.  This gives them a boost to their testosterone and machismo as well.  For this reason a lot of Navy MPs float around WanChai whenever a carrier is in town -  they try to keep the gang out of trouble.