so i am bored at home in the afternoon today and just browsing the internet doing bullshit stuff like checking the yankees score and the stock market and when i am done with that i usually log on to this site to get a good laugh with some of the posts and also check out if any new chicks(en) that are decent around my neighborhood. i usually start with the closest stop to my mtr station and work my way out..so there's nothing around shau kei wan, sai wan ho and so on and moved onto fortress hill where i see this girls ad with huge huge knockers named Baby and it got me interested, she looks young and no makeup in the ad so it was pretty much wysiwyg and with a 500 price tag fora walk up its gotta be good shit i said to myself. so i called her to confirm that she is still around and she was and i got dressed and head out to the mtr all feeling good thinking maybe i will tit fuck and cum on her tits for an extra 100 bucks or something, two stops along the mtrand got damn i got a serious case of the shits, wtf? knowing how small the rooms are in those walkups i dont really wanna drop a deuce in there and fuck up whatever mood there is with walkup girls lol, so i did the next best option which was to get to a shopping mall and do it there right next to the mtr in fortress hill, i waited my turn and went into the toilet and fuck me the dude before me had even worse a case of the shits than me, fucking guy plastered the whole toilet and no fucking way was i gonna sit on that shit. i kept thinking of those huge tits and it kept my shit in check till i get home afterwards where i can do it on my homecourt. so i rang the bell at her place and i got the unfriendliest of all greetings, i had to take a shit but she looked like she just ate shit, no smiles , no nothing. so ok no problem maybe i willtry to warm her up or something and i asked her where she is from and she tells me i wouldnt know the place even if she tells me wtf??? two strikes already and we are heading to the showers and she still have this i just ate shit look and i just wasnt in the mood anymore so i told her i will pay her 200 bucks to use the shower  and she obliged. so i am home now ,didnt get laid, sat on the toilet for 20 minutes for nothing, and feel kinda pissed a whole lot of nothing happened the last hour ...

I reckon that was the most expensive dump you ever had.....HKD200....WTF!!!.

Dude, I would have just walk out and pay nothing.......after the dump of course.

Man you really weren't thinking were you?  A perfect opportunity and you missed it!    I'm talking about a good old fashioned Cleveland Steamer!   You coulda laid one on her gigantic melons and then whipped out the old iPhone and snapped a pic of: a) your steaming pile, b) her defiled tits, and c) the reaction on her face.

Posting a trip report like that would get you like a million karma points just for the shock and awe!

LOL!!! or pay her additional $200 for California Prairie Dog !!!!

haha.. this reminds me of the time when i went to take a shower at Champagne B.

was going to meet some friends for dinner, walked along Humphrey road in TST, then a fucking bird drop its fucking shit on my head.
i think the bird has bloody diarrhea or something.. the greenish white stinky shit was all over my hair and clothes. (luckily i was wearing a black t-shirt)

i had to walk all the way to Champagne B, went up to 3/F to look for Fanny to shower in her room.
she was laughing throughout the entire time that i was showering.
since it was a peak time for her, (around 6pm) i gave her HK$400 for her loss of potential business.
plus she helped me to washed my T-shirt and dry with her hairdryer.

who needs a sports or country club membership when you can get an instant shower eh? maybe the girls should advertise this instead, easy way to make money!

Y'know, I've never believed that the 'Cal Doggie', as we call it back home, was actually possible to execute:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/d ... nia%20Prairie%20Dog

Certainly California Prairie Dog's much more possible in an area of less humidity than Hong Kong, as the humidity tends to reduce the possibility of having really hard dry poo (from constipation). The healthiness in general of HK cuisine (in regards to vegetables being a staple, not the MSG), in contrast to Western food centered around meat, pasta and potatoes, means that our poo should technically be much more fluid than the Western folks.

haha thats why i enjoy this site so much, you guys are mad funny...but  i totally redeemed myself with another girl in fortress hill today ..maybe i will write a report in the newbies section tomorrow..good nite fellas...

That's the funniest "prairie dog" I've heard in a while.  Learned something new today.  Any WG's known to try this maneuver?  I want to be sure to avoid them.

yeah i woulda just asked to use the toilet first and left.  i did that a lot of time.  once in a korean brothel with like 10-15 chicks.  when we left they started talking amongts themslves cursing us.    i was with my friend who is korean but they thought we were both chinese.  my friend was korean so he was able to translate and he said they went off on us.  it was pretty funny hearing like ten korean chicks chatter as we were walking out the door with getting any of their services.

To be safe, remember to put on dom on that hard stick before doing the praire shit......

.............The shittiest thread in the whole forum!

YUUUUUUUCCCKK!!

SEAJ

wtf?? 200 to shit in her toilet?
y didnt u just shit, shower then bang, hahaha?
not like she was gonna stop u mid-shit .......

or while shitting, she is on top CG you.
I wanna know if he can CUM while shitting and which one finish first?
Clearing the dump or ejaculation?

Now that's an interesting question, because it's known/rumored that some men's orgasm are enhanced when a finger is put up their bums while near ejaculation. I wonder if the same sensation would happen if one is shitting and about to ejaculate???

I will try tonite.

Request the SN gal to blow me while I sit on the toilet seat getting ready to release my dump.

Right before I wanna CUM, I fart So muthafucking loud and try to CUM and release my waste at the same time............she will gt $200 tips...

Tough job for me...

isn't that act called Best of Both Worlds?

Not only this thread is disgusting....WTF started it...I am going to move it to Joke of the Month.....

You guys are full of humor.....

You're the one that keeps on adding oil to the fire!

And btw, you don't necessarily have to get a girl to give you a BJ while you take a dump to test out this theory. I'm pretty sure some bros have been on this site while taking a dump before, and maybe sprung a boner or two. Probably not that hard to rub one out at that time?