A possible conversation with ernieb
Me: "So, what are you up to this weekend?"
ernieb: "Not much. Y'know, regular weekend plans."
Me: "Do tell."
ernieb: "Well, I'm thinking of heading over to Sham Sui Po to pick up a new Hard Disk Drive, because my old one died on me. Afterwards, if I have the time, I'm thinking of getting a handjob or maybe full service from an old hag. You know. Typical weekend."
Oh how I love Asia!