Hi guys.
I'm an italian guy and I will come in HK at the beginning of November for a week.

Tell me please how can I find all these beautiful girls.
And please tell me the meaning of words like HJ, ML, or similar

Anyway which clubs do you suggest me to visit to "know" some girls


Thank you very much

Best regards

HJ - hand/head job
ML - make love

You can go to Fenwickwhich is a mixture of pros and enthusiastic amateurs (mainly filipinas); Neptune 2 which is mainly pro; Joe Bananas which is a mixture - a lot of Thais there

All of them in Wanchai.  There are many others also, but this is a start

thank you very much
if anybody knows more please tell me

I've known lots of Italian guys. Never known one to have trouble finding chicks.     

Un Italiano! Ci manca solo questo (sto scherzando.) Benvenuto nel paradiso, almeno per quanto riguarda il cibo e il sesso. Ma solo se sai dove andare (e questo vale anche per il cibo.)

E beato tu!! col Euro così forte far amore con una bella Cinese sarà come comprarti un cafe macchiato a Caffe Saint Eustachio, dove mi son trovato più volte durante i tre anni felici che ho passato a Roma.

Ti consiglio di leggere il forum. Qui tutto è lecito, e infatti anche il mestiere di queste ragazze è legale a Hong Kong. Siamo tutti innamorati della vita decadente che dopotutto qui è una cosa poco grave. Sono meno ipocriti da questa parte - niente prete nella testa.

Non è necessario 'conoscere' una ragazza, il modo più semplice è fare un appuntamento con una delle ragazze Hotel Reservation o andare a bussare alla porta di una delle ragazze 141, tutte e due trovate sul questo sito. Il prezzo, indirizzo e numero di telefono sono come scritti sulle pagine, tutto compreso più una mancia di 100-200 HK se vuoi. Pagare prima o dopo non importa.

E poi ci sono anche Shenzhen e Macau a portata di mano. Il solo problema è trovare il tempo e la forza per poter assaggiare tutta la bellezza disponible.

Due siti molto utili per trovare il posto disiderato sono:

http://www.ypmap.com/en/viewer.asp?mapService=LocationMap.
http://www.centamap.com/gc/home.aspx

Ok.......I understand everything........except the first 5 paragraphs............needtranslation PM me.......

oh sh!t, I shuld have laernt germen

Show off. Just because some of us are linguistically challenged.       

Actually I understand, for real ....cos some of the word are similar to Spanish.......but then dun pm me for translation cos I dun want to show off.......

Guys with my limited Italian, I can thus translate.
ek tu brutus!!! Only this place lacks us latino(isa joka!!) Welcome to paradise, to maakathe loova annn tha eaaata da fooda. If youda knooze whare to gozee (this foorza fooza also) this can make you cry mama mia!!! Wi tada Euro strong, you can make strong love to many beautiful Chinese anza buy a dai pai dong. It haaza beens three crappy years sience I have left the putas in Rome. Now no go baccaka. Pls tells Mama. Here all issa lawful, no carboneira pissada on your shooza. We are la puta amoure and the deakadent  life likeda Emperor Nero in Roma can be founda in hera . The prize, address and numero of the telephonza all written in italic, all compramise cannnaloni withada gratuity that be 100-200 HK zat you pay. To pay before or after not import. And thenaa there be also Shenzhen and Macau to hand extraa capacity off the spirma. The una problemo is to find the time and the force for being able to taste all the beauty dispposable and somma siesta. The cosa nostra is nonexistiantialo, but suze, buyo a .003 condonminium forom the 711.
Avanti!!!

I deserve all your scorn - really I do.

OK that's it, I've exhausted all my languages there is nothing else I can do to impress anyone. My life is all downhill from here! I'll just sort of lurk for the next few weeks until everyone misses my wit.

I didn't say anything particularly interesting, so there's no need for a translation. And I know this is an English forum, so that's the last post in Italian. By way of explanation, I lived in Rome from 2001-4. The Italians are a wonderful people - similar to Chinese in many ways - and I couldn't resist.

But if it served to flush out Hunter (who's Spanish?) wasn't it worth it?

Pls put it in layman terms.........

[ Last edited by  hunter at 27-9-2007 23:31 ]

That's hilarious!!

Our Lantaubuff is one of those rare talents who can make the translation vastly more entertaining than the original. And we've all seen how he can transfrorm a simple in-and-out with a chubby (oops, I mean voluptuous) Korean girl into the stuff of erotic fantasy and fine dining! But what is poor Kordax going to make of all this?!

[ Last edited by  Marsupial at 28-9-2007 13:07 ]

Oh.......Lantaubuff.......are you also a.k.a  ROMAbuff !!!!!

Mate! You are the new translator of this forum!!!

No problem bro - Babel Fish Translation works fine for me

And lantaubuff - very funny stuff; ya even got the accent bro.     

[ Last edited by  Jake at 27-9-2007 23:41 ]

hi guys
it's always me, kordax

don't know why i can't use my username

anyway

i'm an unusual italian  

grazie mille amico
se vuoi farmi da guida tra le bellezze di quel posto sarai ben accetto.
hai da consigliarmi locali o ragazze per cui valga la pena venire fin laggiù?
io ne ho viste molte che meritano il viaggio

grazie ancora

no can,

puffdaddy is the official translator of this forum !!!

trying to sneak someway eh......................
wait till beta is back