I'm looking for a girl who's petite and cute, basically a "lolita" type. Hazelnut eyes and flawless white skin are a must. Willing to spend up to $1000 for the right one, please post pics/profile link if possible. thanks

welcome to the forum, but you should be aware none of here are pimps ...

Get serious shit for brains...

I realise the OP is a Noob but the entire post is irritatingly rude and obnoxious and one that really shouldn't be acceptable.  I am fully aware that my response was harsh and crass but perhaps it wasn't uncalled for or excessive I submit.  

The post subject line hints at a request for advice (which bros on the forum are generally quite generous in providing). The actual "question" though is an ultra-specific requirements list of the woman our dear noob OP would like to bang. Presumably he expects the bros here to do all the work, and send the OP names that fit his very specific requirements--pre-qualified and pre-reviewed no doubt.

Sorry, noob or no noob, that's rude and obnoxious in any forum, this one or in the real world.  Why shouldn't he be blasted for being so rude and obnoxious?

My history on this board is clear that I do not flame people but I thought this post warranted a flame.

it was harsh and crass

and it was both uncalled for and excessive

If you've been here for a while you've seen a flood of newbies start out just as naively ... and the majority of them respond to friendly guidance and some even go on to make a valuable contribution of their own.  

1. Always welcome a newbie.  You can be ironic if you want to, witty if you're creative, but always be useful and constructive.  

2. There is NEVER any excuse for rudeness or flaming, not even when it's provoked.  That kind of posting just makes you look bad and lacking self-control.  Let others be rude, and call them out on it, but don't let them ever drag you down.  

3. If you've got the time to make a posting - be it a one-liner, or more - make it count, to inform guide and inspire others by your example.  To do otherwise is to disrespect the effort made by all those who have invested countless man-weeks of their time building this Forum into the authoritative resource that it is.  If you want to be a Senior, act like one.

More sanctimony than one would reasonably expect on a p4p sex forum.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Bro,
This is not going to help promote Newbies to join in on discussions and ask questions.
I agree the question / request is rather odd but some gentle guidance would have been better.
Obe

on the contrary it is ESPECIALLY important on a p4p sex forum

as befitting a community that is a powderkeg of testosterone fuelled egos ...