....anyone know where i can get that in HK?

sorry, i am new in HK - where can i find that???

I believe CL was referring to that infamous, members only, Wan Chai sauna, "Naughty Regions."  They're known as the sauna with the "Three Hole Staff, If She Don't Take Your Staff Up The Ass It's On Us!" is their motto.  Nasty place, but the girls will do anything.  Jane is the mamasan and she runs a tight ship.  You're unlikely to get into this place unless another member vouches for you, and even then it will be a year before Jane let's you in the "port d'Or" room (it's worth the wait though! ).

My advice: beg, borrow, steal, sell everything if you have to to make the membership fee and see if you can bribe a current member to promote your application.  It's absolutely worth it and will change your life.     I'd offer to vouch for you but the last guy I intro'd there: Frenchexpat, got out of control his first night and had 12 of the top models all to himself in the KTV room, lined up doggy-style in front of the sofa, banging them one after the other in the ass.  That wasn't what got him in trouble though, it was when he sodomized Tuyet (the Vietnamese bartendress) that he really broke the rules.  We've all been drooling after Tuyet since she got there, but know that she's off limits, but noooooo. FX had to go and bust her cherry!    Now Jane has me in the penalty box on introducing new members!

Darius! Follow the advice of the buttler! He has been named like this for a reason!!!!  and do come and tell us afterwards how was your (wet) punt! ;)

As bro Buttler says, Wan Chai's your best bet. And afterwards, you can pop over to GFS and get a proper clean up. You can try their famous veggie massage too.

CL,

I have it on good authority that Tuyet's twin sister is starting at Jane's place next week.   Sadly, she'll be tending bar as well (hopefully in the club standard thong and lingerie) but you know Jane's rule: "You can fuck anything in the club, but no fucking the bar staff!"    You listening FX??!!

Cool! Imagine of she turns out to be called Phong (in a thong)... LOL!

FX bro!  You're gonna ruin it for everyone.   I applaud your devil-may-care attitude, but we're all covering for you too much as it is!  Remember when you found out that cute little #426, what's her name, Hanh?, had a super hot MILFY mother who worked walkups?  Remember how you snuck the mom in dressed up as a guy just so you could have a mother-daughter two-fer fantasy in the KTV skylounge of Naughty Regions??   You could have just as easily had that session back in your hotel room without breaking any rules, but noooooo, you had to do them both up the ass doggy style against the big windows overlooking the water.  Jane could've waltzed in and caught you at any second if I hadn't talked her into a THIRD BBBJTCIMWS (and you know what Jane charges seeing as she's the mama now)!  Crap, there were like THREE videos of you and the girls that ended up on the web!

Look, Jane has finally let me out of the penalty box for bringing you and this weekend she let me book the famous actress suite (Lin Xin Hue and Angelababy!   Jane said they were both shaved   ), anyway, don't mess this up FX you greedy bastard!

So where is the location for this place? or close to at least?

As mentioned, you can pay to get the exclusive membership?

sounds like so much fun !

It's in Wan Chai, very close to the police station. It's pretty low key frontage, but most people know its location - just ask anyone if you have trouble locating the entrance. You never know, you might get lucky and they let you in (depends on who's on the door and if she's in deed of a little extra cash that week, if you know what I mean...)

Oh, and if you're going to be asking civvies for directions, you should use its proper name, The Nether Regions.
Good luck!

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Just to be clear CL, "Nether Regions" is the name of the women only veggie spa that is on the front of "Naughty Regions."  There is no sign for "Naughty Regions" (and for good reason, it's members only and you have to know where the entrance is down the alley!) but the women's only spa is well labeled and brightly lit.  But only women go there of course, so if you're asking a civvie you'll have to ask a woman where her "Nether Regions" are.   Any professional office woman over 30, or super model will know, since they cater to that higher end customer.

I remember years ago when I was just a newbie at Naughty Regions, I asked Jane why she bothered with running a legit business like the women's spa and she gave me this sly smile, paused as if to judge me worthy or not, and then said, "you've been here long enough I think" and led me to that room they called "The Viewing Room." The one with the keycard entry  OMG! It was wall-to-wall one-way mirrors inside!  There were the womens' showers, changing rooms and even a couple of treatment rooms!   I sat down in the darkened room amazed only to have one of Jane's new girls glide up, drop to her knees and proceed to blow me!

There were three bros in the front row of seats goofing off and raising homemade scorecards as each woman exited the showers.  I guess the mirrors were double pane or soundproof 'cause those guys were laughing pretty hard.

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I really really wanna try this place.

If only we could get a dollar for each time the horizons of nookie newbies have been "broadened"...

Barg,

Are you the same brother who, in the interest of 'broadening the horizons' of the massage staff at Naughty, used up all the Nuru gel in one, marathon 12 hour session?  I heard they had to re-tile the whole room and replace the tub too.

Can I ask how much is the membership fee? Have you heard of anyone that has become member without a voucher?

do you think the bitches will squirt for the special you only lol.   It's a show brother,  if you like golden shower that won't hurt they are all same to you...enjoy...

i am in reply for the ones that started this threat...lol

is "Naughty Regions" the official name of the sauna in Wan Chai?
I googled it, but nothing came up...

anyone else got the address?

Yeah, difficult. There is not much out there since the set up (similar to German FKKs) is pretty damn off the charts for HK standards and so members are asked to keep it very discreet. You could try searching for the "proper" name, Nether Regions, instead and see if there are links to personal blogs and such. It's part of the same building and set up, but of course Nether Regions is the upscale fronting, women's only spa.

BTW, hope you're not thinking of just turning up and blagging your way in! The place is pretty super connected if you know what I mean, so be careful not to push it too much if they refuse entry...

One time last year I got a hand written "complimentary day spa visit" to the place from the station sergeant at the Wanchai Police station at the back - who happens to be a friend of a friend of mine.

This Sergeant, Wong Sir, is a friendly old timer who likes to fool around with us mongers - and if you told him that CL or SEAJ told you to ask him to help out with getting you that day spa visit, I'm "Pretty Sure" he'll oblige.  Try it - well worth it! Especially if it's complimentary - but of course that ONLY COVERS the regular admission.

Report back to us and see if you concur with our assessment as to how great this place is.

SEAJ

Ps edit
@ CL
Ooooops!! Yes, a thousand apologies - its actually Wang Sir and not Wong Sir.
And make sure you don't get Huang Sir; Huang Sir is the intimidating looking one and can be quite nasty.
And of course Wang Sir is NOT always on duty.
In fact, just forget about this whole post. Forget about it/please just ignore. Sorry!

[ Last edited by  SEAJ at 4-7-2012 03:01 ]