oh that's funny! i can just imagine the conversation:
"so, did u try that hotel agent last night?"
"oh yeah. it was great--i banged Cantona!"
"errrr...WHAT?!?"
"amazing. Cantona's the best cocksucker in Hong Kong!"
"mate..."
"and anal! yep, did Cantona right up the Hershey Highway."
"urrrgh...listen..."
"not only that, there was plenty of Santorum. FROTHY Santorum!"
"what, the, HELL..."
"Google it! anyway, after fucking Cantona senseless, guess who's arriving next week?"
"arrgh...gurgle...choke..."
"Rooney!!"
"u alright there mate?"
bwah ha ha!
JtB