Dumbest Thieving Bargirls Ever...
This is rare, I must admit, but it happens....
I met a couple hotties in Bar 109 one a Sunday a few weeks ago. I had seen them around a few times but never really got to know them until now. We had fun getting to know each other and I join them in their room. Yep - one is a resident so has a flat nearby. Cool - so much nicer than a love-hotel. They asked for payment first, mind you, which is somewhat odd and rare - but I'm in a relaxed mood and like the vibe so far so I pay up. We spent quite some together and it was a blast. No complaints of any kind.
I leave and hit the elevator down. I head to 7/11 to buy some smokes and that's when I realized my wallet was empty except for a few small bills. Damn! I KNOW I had $2500HK in their as I had hit the ATM just before entering 109. I KNOW it was them and even how --- While one of the gals was doing 69 with me (her on top so my face is completely buried) the other went thru my wallet.
Back up I go.... Knock on the door:
"Girls, give me my money back" (the door is thin and tiny - sound travels thru easily. Hell, I could have smashed it down in 10 seconds.)
Silence.
"Girls, dont be stupid about this...."
Silence.
"Girls, I know where you live, your names...., I know your phone numbers, I got pics of you on my phone, remember? I know Sasa is on a toursit visa that has expired, I know the bar-managers in most of the joints you go to... do you realize how easily I can fuck up your lives? You did a really dumb thing here.., but I'm giving you a chnace to make it right"
Silence.
"Okay... I wont call the police just yet. Good luck getting into a bar tonite. SMS me tmrw when you change your mind".
These girls were fucking stupid. I hit three bars that I know they go to... I talk to the manager and tell them point blank: "Take my word for it or not, but if I ever see these girls in this bar again I'll never be back". If you follow my exploits you know that I spend A LOT in the bars and also buy LOTS of drinks for the barstaff. I am a well known and prefered customer, to be sure.
The next morning I wake to find a bunch of sms's on my phone.
"Hey, why you get us banned? We do nothing wrong!!"
"Wander, every place dont like us --- we innocent. You make mistake"
"Wander pls.., you affect our families!!! We cannot earn anywhere"
and then finally....
"Yes.., we know did wrong. Sorry. Just need money so bad. Can we meet?"
and a few more after that basically pleading for forgivness and to ask to meet to give my cash back.
I sms them... meet me at 109 at 4pm. (the place will be quiet at that time, and I know the staff will back me up if anything weird happens. A good location for me to stay discrete but safe if they choose to try something).
We meet. They are sheepish. Hand me my cash (less about 300 which they had already spent).
"What were you thinking?" You did this in your own home, to a guy who knows your contact details, names.... WTF?"
"We just really need some money... couldnt pay rent or eat... cant send money home...."
"You realize how lucky you are??? "A different guy might have bashed in that door and beat the fuck out of you two. A different guy might have just called the cops - you would be in jail right now then deported for Visa violations!"
"Sorry, sorry... blaa, blaaa".
"Will you ask bars to let us back in?"
"No, you'll just rip off some other innocent guy."
"But we gave your money back".
"Yes, and that will keep me from calling the police...."
"But we need to earn!"
"Well, this is your problem.... listen, I only spoke to 3 bars. There are lots more. You'll have to find new ones. But DONT do this shit again!!".
And then, just before I was about to go they asked the most astonishing question...
"Can we see you again?"
Haha!! Are you kidding?
An interesting ordeal... Could have been worse I suppose, but strange.... What a dumb, dumb, dumb couple of girls!
Anyway, I am writing this now because I just saw them yesterday. I am at lunch in WC and I see them walking down the street. They see me. Hesitate, discuss and chatter together, then look at me asking if it was okay to come over..." I nod and wave them over.
"You girls okay?"
"Yeah..., not perfect, but not so bad". They are still very sheepish.
"Relax...., I cant hold a grudge for long..., I have forgiven you.., you want something to eat?". The tension is gone. We eat and chat. They tell me they've "never been bad-bad again". I tended to believe them but I have no idea... It was a nice lunch, actually.
"You want to get back into NeptuneII?"
"Yes, that is our favorite bar"
"I know..., meet me there at 10pm tonite. I'll bring you in."
And I did. We meet, walk in, I see the manager and tell him all is good and thank him for his support. "The girls would love to hang out here again, which is fine by me if it is fine by you...". He shrugs and nods and off he goes. (WG girls are his revenue stream - no girls means no guys and no lady-drinks - he doesnt like losing any).
The gals kiss me goodbye and off I go...
Recent Ratings
robespierre
23-12-2011 06:58 Karma +2
could have asked for a compensation BBBJ with CIM :D
banter141a
23-12-2011 00:10 Karma +2
You rule!
bigswingingdik
22-12-2011 06:20 Karma +2
...the chronicles of wander.
halfclover
22-12-2011 06:06 Karma +3
Incredible Wander, what an adventure.
Freshman
19-12-2011 22:11 Karma +2
You should write a book. I could read shit like this all day
DaBestHK
19-12-2011 16:38 Karma +2
a compilation of your travails will be the perfect toilet companion!
hunter
19-12-2011 14:08 Karma +2
Interesting
doghead
19-12-2011 11:55 Karma +1
thought the ending was going to be: And..we went back to flat to fuck.
hkmann
19-12-2011 11:45 Acceptance +1
Wan Chai, thieving paradise. Good luck you solved it.
Tuffbod
19-12-2011 09:10 Karma +1
Preacher, police, saint monger? What else are you? =)
DArtagnan
19-12-2011 09:03 Karma +5
New title: WG Police!
travelpro
19-12-2011 04:43 Karma +1
Too nice
TheButler
18-12-2011 18:09 Karma +5
Cautionary tale!
hkplayboy
18-12-2011 16:57 Karma +1
now i know who to contact if i get things stolen in wanchai lol
Jimstevens
18-12-2011 13:20 Karma +1
can't hold a grudge for long
jsmithj88
18-12-2011 12:31 Karma +2
dam, u are definately the Big Boss
JackTheBat
18-12-2011 11:11 Karma +5
literally at a loss for words. those are two VERY LUCKY gals.
SEAJ
18-12-2011 10:45 Karma +2
Wud U consider it appropriate to put up Pixs to go along w/ur warning?
thebigz0
18-12-2011 10:39 Karma +1
Very forgiving of you, I wouldn't be so kind.