This is a recall of some of the f'ed up (non) experiences in HK:

Church Lane SKW

There were 2 buildings here that had walkups.  Can't find links anymore but this isn't a review anyways.   This was in the wee hours around midnight about two months ago. So there's 1 on the right that's closer to the intersection and 1 on the left that's just a few doors in.  I decided to go to the further one in first since it was my first time in this area of town.  Walked up the flight of stairs and there's 4 doors.  I start with the buzzer furthest in to the left and work my way clockwise.  Ring the first one, decided to pass. Second one, no answer. Third one no answer.  Fourth one door pops open and I wasn't attracted to the lady at all.  She shouts out wait wait wait all the other ladies are here so I peek in and again, nothing fancied me so I smiled and said no thank you and proceeded to leave.  As I left, I hear her shout at me (in canto) "Diu lay lo mo (don't think I need to translate that) wasting our time!  It's not like looking for a wife!  Fucking old pervert just wants to look. Look look look look at your own mother!"  This parade of cursing continued until I exited the building and I was thinking to myself no wonder Andy Lau needed to make a commercial about customer service.  Amused as I was I was undaunted so proceeded against my better judgement to the second building closer to the bridge.

Went up, rang the first door on the left.  Ok looking girl opened the door.  There was a second girl inside as well and she looked a little chubbier but still somewhat acceptable.  Unfortunately both girls looked like they were on speed or crack or some kind of medication.  And they both started to say "Pick me! Fuck me!" in alternating high speed somewhat loud voices and laughing hysterically.  Completely wierded out I decided to call it a night and headed back to my own neighborhood and decided against venturing so far from grounds that I am familiar with again.


Fuji HK

About a week ago mid-day I went for a stroll here and started from 22 and walked all the way down but just couldn't pick anything of the ones that were available. I noted some scribblings on the wall and one that caught my eye was one that wrote "White girl big boobed $450" and phone number 5191-XXXX I can't remember the number exactly now.  Having failed on the complete fun at Fuji I decided to try calling one and see what was up with it.  I call the number. Phone rings, someone picks up but doesn't speak.  I can hear rustling sounds like when someone is on the bed with the phone between the ear and pillow.  I say "Wai" a few times but no answer but I can still here the phone rustling.  I figured must be something wrong with the phone.  Hang up and try again.  Same deal. Curious I stayed on the phone a little bit longer silent just to see what the hell was going on and eventually I hear breathing noises??! Some wierdo wacking off to the calls of punters?!?!  Hung up and decided against wierd scribbles on the walls from then on.

I hope you keep a separate punting phone! Wouldn't want the same pervert calling you up while you're in a middle of a meeting ...

haha nice! hopefully more bros can chime in with good stories... i don't have anything crazy but did have a possible fight with shenzhen agents.

i was with a friend looking to punt and this bullshit agent who gave us two shitty girls last time came to us again saying he has better girls. i told him literally "FUCK OFF!" and to my surprise this dumbass knew what that meant guess its true that you learn curse words first for any language haha.. anyways, he grabs me by the arm and i shrug him off, my friend holds him back and now there's a slight scene with other agents trying to see what's up. 5 min later its all broken up since my friend knows mandarin. heh nothing crazy

Hahaha! Definitely a good change to reading punting reports.