I hate to make you guys jealous but, excluding rock star, sports star, movie star, entertainer or anything else in the public spotlight, I have the world's greatest
job for finding gals and getting laid. Actually, they come to find me and pay me for my services, which are not directly sex-related. However, after a while, many
make all the running to lay me. All I have to do is my job and do it well. I just wish I'd had this job before I got married. The only downside is that not many
teenagers like what I do, which explains why I'm still mongering.
Oh yeah, I'll never tell you what my job is and, even if I did, you probably wouldn't believe me.