I get where you're coming from though, diff people like diff things!
You should be wary though, most strippers (at least ones from decent strip clubs) do get training and time to practice their moves. Have you seen WGs dance before? Most of them aren't even in the same league as a decent stripper, so while the value may be good, I doubt she would have the moves to make you happy.
My buddy was just telling me last month that he once got a lap dance from Nautica Thorn
...lucky bastard!