Date & Time of Session: 1st Nov
Location: TST/JSL
Nationality & Language: Vietnamese, basic English
Age: 30~
Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Height: 5ft
Skill: 1/5
Service: 2/5
GFE: 2/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: 500, 30mins
Repeat: Shit no

First time in Hong Kong and I have been reading the forums for weeks in anticipation of my visit. I finished work late on Friday and headed straight down to JSL.

Working my way up the floors, I found a cute looking Vietnamese lady very early on, I think it was the 3rd floor, I think it was 304A. She looked shocked when she opened the door, I presume because she's not used to seeing 6'5, white foreigners.

We spent a couple of minutes talking in basic English, establishing that I can't speak enough Viet to hold a conversation but am proficient at shit talking. She had a nurturing, motherly kind of vibe, which I like..

Finally I agreed to 500 and walked inside the room. Immediately I was hit with what felt like a wall of freshly laid shit. She had evidently just taken a dump before answering the door for me - not a fantastic start to the experience. I showered alone and came out to find her sitting on the bed.

I explained that I wanted her to take the lead as I had never had a walk-up experience before, and we ended up laying on the bed almost cuddling as I tried to ignore the smell of her shit in the air.

She soon asked me if she could 'kissing' my cock and for about 5 minutes I experienced the weakest BJ I have ever experienced, more her kissing and licking the tip of my penis.

At some point she hopped on top of me, straight to cowgirl - but her technique there was also unusual. She would bounce on me exactly 5 times, stop at the top, slam down on to me, and then look at me expectedly as if it should have made me cum.

This went on for about 10 minutes before I told her I was not going to be able to make it work. I apologised, gave her a tip, reassured her I was okay with not finishing and showered solo before going on my way.

She was not hard to look at, and had a nice enough body and a warm attitude, but her techniques left me puzzled and I walked away eager for a breath of fresh air and hopefully a less shitty second experience.