Date & Time of Session: Jan 25, 2024 / 18:20
Location: Woodbar Sukhumvit 7
Name: "Girl with glasses" (Possibly Letter G)
Link:
https://www.woodbarbangkok.com/
Nationality & Language: Mid Level English
Age: Early 30s
Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Skill: 3/5
Service: BBBJ
GFE: 2/5
PSE: 2.5/5
Price & Session Length: 800 THB for 1 shot or 30 mins + 180 thb for Whiskey Soda
Repeat: The venue sure, girl is maybe
TLDR
Easy to find, tons of girls in front all wearing orange "Hooters" type onesies. The girls will FLOCK to you and before you know it you're sitting inside with Papasan asking you to pick someone you like. The girls are older with low to mid attractiveness. Probably no one you'd regret going home with but you probably won't ask for a photo for the memories.
You can order a drink and get taken upstairs for a polite wash, seat in a lazy chair, and get a BBBJ with a whiskey in hand. The BJ was proficient if a bit business-like. She cared about her work but no personality in it. As mentioned by
NeilSydney1's experience, your booth is really just a plywood partition from the other guy's moans.
Read on if you're interested in a full story!
Ferris Bueller's First Time
Having never been, I was talking myself into going to a massage parlor or BJ bar for a few days. It was my last night in BKK and I just decided, now or never! A short walk to the little alley where Wood Bar resides and I passed it my first run. Why was I nervous? Understanding why we feel things is a lifelong journey but ain't no time for that today. I'm trying to see what BKK BBBJ is all about so I double back and turn in.
Chum in the Water
The alley WB resides in is small and less chaotic than main Sukhumvit. You'll find WB on the right and can't miss it. It looks exactly like the home page banner. Be prepared to get approached the second you walk in range.
I wasn't ready to make commitments but that's ok because a dozen seasoned women will help you with that. Immediately I was swarmed like chum in the water and a tall blur attached to my arm with conviction. Once in the lobby, be prepared to have Papasan sell you the service like a used car. "
Try a BJ. If you like it, you'll come back. Only 800 baht. If you don't like it, you don't come back. Still only 800 baht." The math makes sense. What I wasn't prepared for was the deer in headlights feeling of 10-12 ladies staring at me to pick one of them so I just had to make my apologizes and decline. All the girls get up to man the store front again.
Just When I Thought I Was Out
As I gather myself, a sly confident girl rolls up to me and says, "
You should get a blow job. I'll do a good job and it will be fun I promise. " She's petite with some baby fat all around but attractive. Those black rim glasses give off librarian vibes and she feel genuinely nice. "
Huh, I'm searching for genuine vibes in a BJ bar?" She interrupts my mental aside with a wink and adds, "
My top down and you can touch everywhere." Who could say no to a warm invitation like that?
I pay the man, order a whiskey soda at the microbar as she gets her gear. She leads me upstairs to an open booth and starts to setup and asks me to undress bottom half. I set my whiskey down on the single nightstand and oblige. We're inside a narrow "booth". From the photo, it looks like legit walls but my memory says it felt more like plywood panels. Eh, private enough.
The Blow
After a quick wash she laid a towel on the lazy chair for my bare ass to sit where hundreds have gone before me. I guess the little 2x3 towel is all that stands between me and the last set of buttocks. She kneels in the dimly lit "room" and undoes her top.
This is really the first moment I get to look at her. I'm 80% sure she's the image above. The glasses are a nice touch, accenting her mid 30s look to be like a school teacher or administrator. Swap the orange jumpsuit for a white button top and transformation complete. She lets the sleeves hang at her sides, like when a mechanic takes his sleeves off for lunchtime. She pumps some kind of gel in her hand, slathers me a bit and puts me in her mouth and it's pleasant and awkward. There's no talk, no warm up or foreplay. This is a straight service.
She works me up and down with her mouth with a brisk rhythm, with one hand wrapped around the base, ratcheting the cock with the sole purpose of making me shoot a free throw. As she bobs up and down, she leans over to put my drink in my hand. I lay back, take a sip, and let her work. She never goes too hard but her rhythm is a consistent pump. I hear some other ladies in a separate booth turn up the moaning. Made me realize how quiet my BJ was. She stops a sec and says, "
Boom boom is ok too. So and so baht extra." I forget how much she said. It may be 1000 or 2000, don't quote me.
Her BJ feels "to the point"; skilled if a bit boring. She asks me if I'm going to cum and I said no. She works the cock a little more with purpose but sees I won't make the shot. She gets up, concluding the session with "Ah well, better luck next time" vibe and leads me to the wash again. I'm very reasonably taken care of, pat dried and handed my pants.
We go downstairs, leaving behind the numerous moans of the other providers. She dropped hints for a tip. It wasn't pushy and I didn't finish so I opted not to. I thanked her, Papasan, and left. Interesting how the bubbly gauntlet of women now sat bored, waiting for the next bit of chum. As I stepped onto Sukhumvit main, I was back amongst the tourists and chaos.
Repeat?
It was fun, I'd go back now feeling a little more comfortable and familiar with what I'm getting into. I'd want to see how 2 girls work.
