Date & Time of Session: Late February. 90 minutes
Location:  London, Piccadilly area
Name:  Rupert Jade Thai Massage
Link: rupertjade.com
Agent: n/a
Nationality & Language: Thai, English spoken
Age: 50s
Face:  8/10
Body:  7/10
Skill: great
Service: great
GFE: no
PSE: no
Price & Session Length:  Total £120 pounds
Repeat: yes

I had an amusing experience on business trip in London’s few weeks ago, just before the travel restrictions went into effect.

I was in London for a few days and desperately needed a massage.

I don’t know the scene in London, so I tried Rupert Jade Thai massage as a walk in. There were a bunch of lazy people in the front room getting foot massages. I asked for deep tissue (£60) and was led downstairs to a fairly normal room for an Asian place.

I’m from NY, and love trying different Asian places. I love a nice massage and if there’s something extra all the better.

So with this attitude I undressed and prepared to try my luck. A young woman entered, asked me a little but about what kind of massage, etc. When she asked if I’d been there before of course I answered ‘yes’ but when she asked who gave me a massage I said I couldn’t remember. She gave me a great massage and we had a fun conversation too. I made up a story about how I come to London every few months and always stop by for a session, but am terribly forgetful with names....

At the end she session she said ‘If you come here before, you get extra right?’ Yes of course. She said she usually only does the foot massages and so no extra is available from her, but she’ll send in another girl if I’ll agree for pay for 30 minutes more in the room. Sure, I said...

I’m lying in my back at this point, naked under the the towel. The first girl was young, but not really attractive. The woman who came in next was a real hottie, in her 50s with a tight slim body. She doesn’t quite know what to do with me but after asking ‘you want extra?’ she whips of the towel, grabs my dick and sort of whips it back and forth. ‘£100 body-to-body’ she says. Sounds great, the only problem is I only have £50 cash in my wallet. She’s pretty disappointed but indicates that she’s jerk me off for that amount.  

It all turns out pretty great, actually. On top of a really thorough, therapeutic massage, I got a super sensual 30 minute massage and HJ for £50 plus extra £30 for the room. There was still some confusion though, she grabbed my dick and did the back and forth thing a couple more times to confirm I wanted a HJ, and then made me get up mid-jerk to give her the £50.

But all in all it was awesome and a good time was had by all. Maybe someday I’ll be able to leave my house and

Thanks, I definitely didn’t do much legwork, but found a ton of Asian/Thai places. A look were overtly legit, but even that felt unconvincing. Also saw a lot of ads from Indy girls who look great. More money but the service sounds awesome. Can’t wait to explore more there.