Hi All,

This was only my second experience in Macau (9/3/2019).  Having been very impressed by the One at the Landmark next door the previous year, I decided to try out Emperor just across the street from it.

When I first took the elevator to the 3rd floor, I was confused by the immediate line up offered.  It turns out, you can pick a girl and just go for it but I noted that I wanted to use the sauna facilities.  She gave me a coupon and sent me down to the 2nd floor.

For those of you who are familiar with the usual saunas, the same applies.  You head in and get a locker, getting changed in front of a dude.  They offer to help you undress but I politely declined.

I got flagged down by a young Vietnamese girl who offered to help me shower.  Having skipped this previously at the One, I decided to try it out.  It cost about 245 MOP and I left a tip of 100.  Not much to write home about as I was there for the models and not the side entertainment.

I had a dip in the large pool before heading to the lounge.  Another lady offered to help me dry off but I didn't realize a tip was expected.  I dropped another 100 MOP.  The water was warm enough that I didn't feel the need to use the sauna or the steam room.  Once seated, I ordered some tea and asked when the show time would start.  I did not see any actual show time where the girls dance in front of you at your comfy chairs.  Showtime just meant that a line up was happening.  This was one difference compared to the One.  At the One, I was able to get a line up at anytime I requested, whether in a back room or in the main bathing room.  This was one thing that made the One stand out.

Floor staff were probably upset with me as I didn't accept any services.  I was there to cat nap between rounds so I wanted to save the financial ammunition for the main events.  Food here is also not as good as the One if you like pork chop, by the way.  They were also out of boiled dumplings for some reason so I had to settle for the fried stuff.

I sampled two separate ladies on offer and to provide my own spoiler, the cheaper Vietnamese option seemed to win out again, just like at the One.

Name:  998
Nationality & Language: Mainland China: He Nan - Chinese
Age:  Around early to mid 20s
Face:  5/5
Body:  4.5/5
Skill: 4/5
Service: 3/5
GFE: 2/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length:  MOP 3100 with 300 discount
Repeat: N

I asked about her during my initial faux pas going up to the 3rd floor instead of the 2nd.  I think she kinda knew I was hooked then so she just gave me the "come f&ck me" eyes and I couldn't say no.  The pricing certainly stung but given I only get to make it to Macau at most once a year, I figured, what the hay…

The Y shaped beds in the shower room are borderline dangerous.  Careful you don't slip off, especially with the nuru gel that she was using.  She was good at the usual motions in the shower but it definitely felt a bit robotic.

Main event, to the bed.  She declined DATY, definitely her loss.  No kissing either.  I know I have a very small sample set but the Chinese girls in general seem to want to look good, get paid, but not give out or give in to the genuine sexual flow of the activity.  I think they upsold me on the gel for a bit more than 100 so keep in mind you can decline this and save a bit of mullah.

The BJs were nice but not exactly impressive.  The sex was a mix between missionary and doggy.  I think I put in a good show but she didn't seem to care much and there was obviously no chemistry coming from her end.  She did moan oh baby in Chinese a few times, but hard to tell how genuine she was.  She asked if I went to the gym as I seem to be a lot more buff than the other Asian guys who show up, so at least she can appreciate the work people put into maintaining a certain figure.

At the end of the day, I can see why she gets chosen and why her charge rate is so high compared to the other girls.  She's got a beautiful face and an amazing figure, especially since she doesn't have time to work out.  She is tall and elegant, yet her hips are wide enough to look like child bearing won't kill her, yet the waist is super slim and her breasts are a nice above average size (felt natural).  But at the end of the day, it's just a job to her, not also a bit of fun and it shows.  3/5 at best.

Moving on, I had some food (porkchop and dumplings), more tea and a short nap on the couch.  I woke up to three mainland Chinese guys smoking in the lounge despite all the signs saying no smoking.  I was born on the mainland and this is probably one of the things that pisses me off most about my ethnic brethren.  To them, flaunting the rules is like a sign of your success and doing so is required while not thinking of the well being of the people around you.  With that, I couldn't wait for the next line up as I was totally ready for round 2.

So I was asking one of the floor managers specifically for a Vietnamese girl, telling him that I'd heard they provide good service.  He laughed and asked if I had been talking to a regular who said the same thing.  998 was in the line up again and we exchanged smiles.  The manager pointed out the Vietnamese girls to me as they mostly had green badges.  They are the cheapest for some reason and I have no idea why.  To me, they look just as hot as the other girls.  The only thing I can think of is potentially the fact that the predominantly Chinese clientele think it's beneath them to select a girl form Vietnam?  They seem to be willing to pay more for Mainland, Russian and Korean girls.

Anyhow, 389 caught my eye and kept staring at me.  We had a fun moment where the line up was moving but she kept staring at me.  The girl in front yelled out and came to grab her to keep moving.  Because of that cute moment, I decided she was the one to end the night.  I was told that as it was my second girl, I was going to get a discount of around 1000 MOP.  I was then upsold on the nuru gel and was like, yeah, whatever, throw it in (actually a good call with the benefit of hindsight).

Name:  Emy, 389
Nationality & Language: Vietnamese - Average Chinese, not much English
Age: 22 or 23 (born in 1996)
Face:  4/5
Body:  4/5 (implants)
Skill: 4/5
Service: 5/5
GFE: 5/5
PSE: 3/5
Price & Session Length:  MOP 1600 with 1000 or so discount, second round was around MOP 1600
Repeat: YYY

In the room, I joked with Emy about her long pause and not moving with the line.  She was a bit embarrassed but I could tell she was a total cutie.  The room we had was slightly different as it had one of those air mattresses and I think it was the closest thing to a nuru massage I've had.  But she was really into it.  At first, I thought she was just putting on an act, but when she started to rub her crotch against the back of my legs for her own arousal, I think that's when I knew it was on for good.

When we moved to the bed, she gave good deep throat BJ.  We were nearly in a 69 position when I pounced.  She initially didn't wan't DATY, but I gave her a little taster and she was hooked.  She was really enjoying it when she allowed me to just go for it and I think I totally turned her on given her reactions.  We did it in missionary with lots of DFK.  She lay in my arms after and when she asked if we should shower before the time was up, I asked to extend the time.  She picked up the phone and the quote for more time was a bit less than 1600 MOP.  I said yes immediately.  That's when it all started to get even more intense.  The amount of oral and straight up f&cking we got into made me come twice more and I'm not sure how much more she had.  I'm pretty sure I was ready for bed after that and she said more than once that she was in love with me (I don't care if you think she was acting, I was there and I am telling you it was intense so it was probably true in that very brief moment in time).  I got her WeChat ID and she added me soon after.  Not much point given I won't be back for some time but nice to know someone wants to keep in touch.

We walked out, arms around each other's wastes and I showered slowly in the back shower room, while perving at the final line up I would see that night.  All up, this cost me just under 6800 patacas (I think there's always some sort of 5% tax added on at the end).  Another expensive round but I definitely hit baller status with the staff who kept asking me when I'd come back and if I'd like to join their VIP club.

I'm not getting younger and for a young 20 something to be as raw as she was (389), it certainly made me feel like I was in my 20s again.  She kept saying how she thought I was handsome and that she was in love.  Probably an act but ego stroking is fun for anyone to receive.

So, the Emperor definitely has a good selection of girls at different price ranges (no Russians that night unlike at the One but if you're in Asia, why are you looking for that anyways?).  The quality is quite similar to the One, but the small things make me prefer the One.  The clientele is not as annoying, the free food is slightly better, and the big thing is the fact that the One provided a line up whenever I felt like I needed one.  I think the Emperor is ever so slightly cheaper but I'd still spend the extra to go to the One.

Thread Subject: The One Spa, Landmark Hotel (aka No. 1 Spa)
Date & Time of Session:  ~5pm to ~11pm Saturday, 28th July 2018
Location:  Landmark hotel, second floor

First of all, I’d like to thank all those who posted before me as I’d never have known anything about Macau saunas until I stumbled across the forum.  The wealth of information provided by all contributors helped me chose the right spa for me and smoothed out a lot of the awkward conversations a first timer would likely have.  I’m hoping that my post will give back to the forum.

I chose the One as I was comfortable paying a bit more for a premium in terms of spa layout (no guys facing each other) and the quality of the girls.  The Shuntak ferry terminal had helpful staff and they provided me the 2300 HKD voucher which included ferry tickets, two treatments and one standard girl (note they did not accept credit cards so make sure you have cash).  Also, they advertise the Spa as No. 1 Spa.

The ride to Macau was uneventful, but at the terminal, I couldn’t find the shuttle bus for the Landmark hotel despite several people telling me it was around.  I gave up and took the bus to the Rio and walked the short distance to the Landmark.  I made sure to enter at the front and went up the flight of stairs to the right and then found the escalator up one more flight to the entrance of the sauna.  I found out later that a lot of girls start around 4pm-5pm so I showed up at a good time.  Also, I was told that it was quiet for a Saturday for some reason (they noted it was school holidays so dads were likely unable to show up for any fun?).

As others have mentioned, it’s a bit weird to have guys look at you undress at the lockers but I got over it as there was no other customer around and they tended to turn away.  I didn’t realize that the small plastic pouch is for your phone to take in so I put my glasses and wallet in there too.  I only realized the mistake when he handed it to me and I asked him to just leave it all in the locker (which stunk a bit at the end but that’s another story…).  He locked it with my band and a manager key.

I went in and took the tip from the forum and used the first shower on the left for more privacy after collecting a towel, slippers and wristband.    I used the hot water baths (as I was the only one) and it felt like a very relaxing start.  There didn’t seem to be any girls offering a body scrub so I ducked straight into the lounge as I wanted to save all my capital for real action.

I chose an empty row which was easy as there were only about 5 other customers on the floor.  It’s a bit surreal hanging out in the same large room with a bunch of other guys but living with an unwritten rule not to talk to one another and to mind your own business.  The TV reception is a bit crap which is a shame as all the TVs are decent sized HD units.

I didn’t get any service at first but then I realized there is a call button at the end of the cushion.  I pressed it and asked them to explain to me what I was entitled to from the voucher.  They seemed keen to push the “thigh massage” as I assume that’s the real money maker for them (these girls were dressed in a light green/aqua short skirt and top which really showed off their legs and asses but probably hid any tummy bumps).  I politely declined and took the foot massage (older ladies in reddish tops) and a head massage (pink suited girls) at the same time.  I wasn’t that impressed so I didn’t order a facial massage which I was tempted by but obviously, what was I expecting at a place like this?

I’m ethnically Chinese and speak some Mandarin but even the euphemisms they used stumped me so I can appreciate how difficult it can be for those whom only speak English.  The phrase for ejaculation had something to do with a helicopter taking off?

I had some cola to try and wake up as jet lag meant I didn’t sleep well the night before.  I napped a bit and then decided it was time to ask for a lineup, hoping that more than 10 girls had shown up by now.  I was far from disappointed.  One of the female managers took me to the back and was helpful in answering any questions I had.  She explained the difference in pricing tiers (I think around 2300 for a basic girl, 2730 for a Model and around 4000 or so for Korean, Japanese or Russian).  I’ve personally had a Japanese girlfriend before and Russians are available in London where I’m based.  I thought a Korean would be worth trying but 173 didn’t impress me with her looks.  I wanted to try a PRC girl since they’re a bit harder to find in my part of the world.  I was taken a back by how many girls there were, I counted 40-50 so was in a daze.  I think I pissed off the Russians since I didn’t give them much of a look.  I liked the face and body of 833 and was told that she is Chinese so I pulled the trigger.  I figured that I’d have a round two after some food and sleep in the lounge.

Name:  833
Nationality & Language: Chinese (inner Mongolia)
Age: Unknown, forgot to ask
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5, medium but natural breasts
Skill: 4/5
Service: 3.5/5
GFE: 3/5
PSE: N/A
Price & Session Length: Shuntak ferry coupon +400 extra
Repeat: Probably not

After being chosen, all the girls disappeared and some of them looked a bit disgusted.  I’m obviously guessing but I think they probably don’t see a lot of 30 something asian guys that have a bit of gym time clocked in?  Maybe they thought I’d be an easy lay in terms of service requirements.

833 met me quite quickly in my room and she noted that she’d prefer to speak in Mandarin.  She told me she was from inner Mongolia.  She gave a nice body to body massage on the table after washing.  The One management needs to take note that these tables are not comfortable on the knees (either that or someone on this forum needs to tell me the secret to lying comfortably on one).  She gave some BBBJ but we proceeded to the bed quite quickly.  She had a good bush of hair down their which is not my kind of thing and she commented on my recently shaved nether region.  We put it down to cultural differences between east and west.  She did the mouthwash BJ which I’m guessing is a quick way to disinfect clients?

After some cuddling but no FK or DATY, we got on with it in missionary.  We finished faster than I’d have liked but it was a nice slow f&ck to start.  I enjoyed it and even though we had a chat before the last shower and leaving, I didn’t feel like we connected.  She confided in me that she was scared of American guys as she’d only been there 2 weeks but one American had a penis so large that she just told him she couldn’t take it in.  She negotiated a hand job and the customer was apparently quite understanding.  No problems from my end   She also discussed the pricing structure with me and noted that Russian, Japanese and Korean girls only cost more because there are fewer of them in that part of the world (makes sense).  She also noted that she believed that the Vietnamese girls provided the best service as she feels they are culturally more tuned in to what a man wants and seem more willing to fulfill their desires.

I took note and headed back out for more cola and a snack (every snack and drink on the menu hit the spot for me, I particularly liked the egg and the pork chop as well as the carrot and apple juice).

I noticed one thigh masseuse who looked closer to 30 but seemed attractive to me.  After my snack and nap, I decided to try it out in a private room.  She noted that FS from one of the thigh massage girls would cost 6000.  She said management decided that if customers wanted to throw money away, they’d take it as it is quite standard other spas in the area.  It is priced this high simply to encourage customers to look at the girls in the back.  She noted that it’s all about balancing the business so that all the working women could make a living based on what they were comfortable doing.  She seemed turned off when I told her that 6000 was very expensive (I think she’s used to sleeping with real ballers who see 2000 and 6000 as pretty much the same amount).  She noted that due to the recent corruption crackdown on the mainland, a lot of customers had stopped coming as they were fearful of being called out on big spends that would lead to investigations.  We had good conversation and “accidentally” ran into the second session.  I figured I’d cut her the slack and 285 was no big deal in the grand scheme of things.  The thigh massage is nice but just isn’t my cup of tea…  Feels like the fast track to begin blue balled.  Might as well stay in a strip club in that case.

Name:  997
Nationality & Language: Vietnamese
Age: 23
Face:  4.5/5
Body:  4/5, medium but natural breasts
Skill: 5/5
Service: 4/5
GFE: 5/5
PSE: N/A
Price & Session Length:  2730 with 500 discount for second girl (or something close to that)
Repeat: Definitely

I had more food, cola and another nap (jet lag really slows me down).  But then I felt refreshed enough that I thought round two was in order and decide that a Vietnamese girl was the way to go for me (tick another country off the list).  This time, the line up was happening in the main pool area.  833 saw me but didn’t really acknowledge me.  The female manager was very helpful and answered my questions about each girl I thought was cute.  About 3 line ups in, 997 showed up like a Valkyrie coming through the clouds.  I confirmed she was Vietnamese and decided I needed to be quick and to take her to Valhalla before any of the other older dudes did anything (there were about 8 or 9 guys now).  The oldest dude was seated next to me and seemed to give me a dirty look when I called her number quite quickly.  Sorry, you snooze, you lose.  997 didn’t really look at me or smile like some of the other girls, but I didn’t care.  I thought I’d wait for the performance in the room.

A few minutes later, she came in and I’d turned the porn TV on this time (shame it kept looping through some Japanese S&M that I wasn’t really into but the porn star’s moans did help to get me hard during the session).  997 looked beautiful to me.  A real stunner, totally worth the higher model cost, especially with the 500 discount for the second girl.  She washed me and did a quick nuru massage like the first girl but her moans were more convincing.  She noted that was into my muscles and I liked caressing her legs as I was on the table.  The only thing she could improve on is her initial BBBJ skills to get me hard.  She’s only 23 so I was still happy to have her company.

When we finally got to the bed, that’s where the action really started.  I FK her almost straight away (not deep but still meaningful) and she responded in kind.  I rubbed her nipples and gently massaged her LS.  I couldn’t believe how wet she was already.  I licked her love juice that had collected on my finger and was instantly hooked on the taste.  She gave me more BBBJ but then I asked her if I could do the same for her.  She quickly obliged and lay on her back.  DATY went on for ages.  I think she genuinely enjoyed it as did I.  Her taste was so pure that it was just such a turn on for me.

Eventually, we put the hat on and she was happy with doggie.  We did it like we were newly weds who hadn’t been allowed to go at it until that night.  When I finally finished, we cleaned up a bit and she lay in my arms for the rest of the time, talking and kissing.  I’m more into the GFE rather than PSE.  If you are lucky enough to spend time with 997, please take good care of her.   She’s a sweet girl.  After the shower, she kissed me as we parted ways near the lounge.

I had some more food and fruit juice, showered, settled the bill and left.  No one asked me for tips during the whole time so I’m not sure if I messed up and was meant to offer along the way.  The final bill was 3200 MOP on top of the 2300 HKD.  I did the math and it was about 535 GBP or 700 USD at time of writing.

Was it expensive?  Heck, yeah!  But for me it was worth every pence.  I had a once in a lifetime experience, was entertained and comfortable for the most part for 6-7 hours, well fed, and found a beautiful girl that I’d fallen in love with at the spur of the moment.  Only wish I could have had the ability to take her back to HK but obviously, that wasn’t likely.  Would have been willing to book a hotel room in Macau for the night if she’d been able to leave.

A couple of other things for beginners like me:
1.) Don’t be afraid to turn down services on the floor.  Just be firm and polite.
2.) Thigh massages are a waste of time and money, just move on to the main event (unless you have credit from the voucher).
3.) Realize that if you’re nice to the girls and actually focus on what they’d enjoy, you’re both likely to have a better time.  Both girls noted to me that a lot of clients just want to shoot their load as quick as possible and don’t care if the girl enjoys it or not.
4.) The food is simple but free and will keep you going.  Stick with the snacks or other smaller portions.  Get some caffeine into the system, you’ll be less bloated and feel more up for it.
5.) When the line up happens, it’s every man for himself.  Make sure you know what you want (i.e. country the girl is from) and then pull the trigger on the one you fancy most.  Whether she smiles at you or not is not always an indication of the quality of the experience.

The last thing that the sauna made me realize is that prostitution in a controlled environment like in Macau is the way to go.  It’s safe for both sides and women not willing to give it all can also do less well paying jobs such as the massage route.  I think the thigh masseuses had the best position as they can decide if they want to go FS if a baller shows up and is interested.