So I am stuck in the back waters of China.  Some town of 2million that I have never heard of before.  Through pre-work, I found an agency that says they will send a girl to my hotel for 1600 RMB .  I decide to save this option since following my last trip I suspect will cost more than this in the end.

So randy Dan heads off to a massage parlour.  As posted before, these are endemic in China.  This one is like 3 star hotel.  I pay 380RMB for a 90 min massage.  Big, clean and well staffed. Receptionist, entry girl, into changing room.  One guy helps me strip and hang my clothes in locker.  Into shower/pool/steam room.  2 guys there guide me to shower, and after, help me into my kimono/PJs.  Into lounge.  Lots of staff there.  They help me into a comfy chair, give me WIFI code, and bring me tea (no alcohol in these places).  A Roly-poly 50 something women offers pedicure for 90  RMB and I agree.  So nice chilled time.  I share this detail so you see there are lots of staff to share the 470 RMB. The massage girls MUST be paid little.

My massage is ready so off I go.  The place is like a hotel with lots of little rooms.  She says her name is something like 'mon si sin dong' but she had red hair so in my head her name was 'Red'.  My shirt off and she hangs it over the window in the door (normal).  10 minute massage.

I am up for it more then normal so I play with her legs more than before.  Usually it is 30 min massage, a 'surprise' HJ, then 30 min more massage.  But after only 10 min, she turns me over and I not sure what I did next.  I sort of sit up and rub her arse.  She seems up for more. No English so I get her to scan my Wechat.  Now we text each other with translate. I say she is beautiful.  She says I am handsome man.  I tip her 300RMB (which I took in my phone case - they try to separate you from wallet, but you keep phone, so I put money there.)

We move to the lower bed.  I get her top off and suck her boobs.  Eventually the bottom is off too.  Nice RO, though her pussy is a forest.  She moans for a bit, but has no condom, so sex is not happening.  Get a very nice HJ (as expected when I walked in).

Via Wechat she agrees to come to my hotel when she is off at midnight.  I wait for her in lobby.  She arrives at 12:30.  500RMB further tip.  Shower, RO, sex in 2 positions.  A conservative fuck but woohoo sex in China for RMB 800!  Gone at 1:15.

Best result in China. (excluding Macao clearly).  Happy days.

So next day,back to the three star massage place.  This time I met Ah Flat or something like that.  I eventually called her Nellie since she was nervous.  Had a full 30 minute massage. During the 'turn over for hand job' part I tried to see if more was on offer.  Took a little more coaxing, but she too offered me RO and then a BJ in the room.  Also agreed to come to my room later for sex. I had no cash (forgot to put in my phone) so no tip at this point.

Got our wires crossed and she went up to my room while I was in the lobby waiting for her.  By the time I got there, security had noticed her.  She came into my room to avoid them but was too nervous with the security people to do more than give me a snog. She said (via WeChat) 'I fear'  I go' 'We can be a little longer next time' 'Tomorrow we will contact'.  I gave her 300 RMB (to cover both the extras in the parlour and the aborted visit.  Maybe tomorrow.

Not as cute as Red, a bit more belly, and fatter legs, but both are young girl next door types.

I do need to remember that prostitution is illegal and the police can be tough and fearsome to local girls.  Good reminder.

Next night, I send Wechat notes to both Red and Nellie.  They respond that they want to meet me, but time and tense gets lost in translation algorithm.

So trapped with a Chinese business contact and he neutrally suggests we go for a massage after dinner.  No mention of the normal service - I guess he assumes I know, or he assumes all guys want a HJ.  We go to what I think of as a 4 star place - I was there before (not this week).  Two girls dressed roughly like Virgin Air flight crew welcome us in the door. But he talks to the receptionist  in Chinese a bit longer than normal.  Rather than going up to the normal changing room on 1, we go up to 4.  He says VIP floor.

Still in our clothes we wait in a massage room.  This one has a large ensuite bathroom behind, like Macau.  The massage girls arrive and he and his girl go next door.  My girl has no English and no phone. She sticks a paper napkin to the window, then helps me strip.  She stays clothed (not like Macau, darn). In the bathroom, she carefully washes me in the shower, with plenty of gel, making sure my pits, dick and arse are very clean.  And cleans dick some more until I am erect.  Then into the bath for more washing and a shoulder rub.  Back to the main room and dries me.  She still clothed. This is a slow process - 20 min plus.

I lie on my front for massage.  I get no massage. She just tickles my arse for a few minutes.  Then turns me over.  Tickles my dick, then gives me OWO.  Quite good. Then she lies beside me sort of on her side and hooks her knee around my dick - with lube.  I am fucking her knee.  Then a HJ until I cum.  Yes her clothes stay on.  I tried to pull up her shirt but no chance. No kissing. We shower, then rest, then round 2 similar to round one.  I don't cum, (since I am still hoping that Red or Nellie will come round), but it is nice play. Nice 90 min all in all.

As we leave, my Chinese host point out what I think of the 5 star place.  He says it is indeed good, but very tradition, no 'special services'.  

I have no idea what the VIP massage cost, nor how to order it on my own.  My host does not directly mention that he bought me a blowjob without checking I wanted one.

No response from Red or Nellie.

So after days of talking I get Red to agree to come to my hotel at 8PM.  The translation is not perfect so I am not 100% sure.  I wait in the lobby, and after 'see you soon' texts. she turns up at 8:30.  SugarBaby girls are hard work.  Up in my room, we agree on 800 RMB (no mention of time).  We have shower together, then slow build up and sex.  I get a little bit of Thai girl 'I am shy' attitude, but it doesn't last long.  Very nice time.  Another shower, more attitude, then more hot sex anyway.  10:30 she is leaving, but lets me come with her.  I am hoping that after an hour she might come back for thirds, or decide to stay over so morning sex can be on the cards.  We go to KTV near by.  A KTV girl some how comes with the room.  KTV girl flirts, shares WeChat, but she is not up for any off site meets or anything beyond dice and singing with me.  We all 3 sing.  Red leaves when I am playing dice with KTV girl and texts' I walked first'  and then 'My husband to find me'  and then after a pause 'Dear good night I sorry do you play happy?'  

Amusing about her husband, and I think all good.  Hard work, but 2 hours for 800RMB (plus 500 to KTV but that was me being daft) is a good deal - China is not normally cheap, so I am happy.

[ Last edited by  SteelyDan at 7-5-2017 04:16 ]

So last night in China, back in the big smoke of Guangzhou.  I decide to treat myself to a proper escort.  No better idea than backpage.  I text or Whatsapp 2 or 3.  The actual price has little relationship with the listed price.  Because I am savvy enough to specify that I expect 2 times in an hour, and to lock on a Taxi price.  I book Candy for a one hour outcall.  Two times is 1800RMB and taxi 200.

I meet her 2 hours later in the huge anonymous lobby, and we walk up to my room holding hands - no one gives a shit.  She is very nice looking.  Not sure she is the girl in the pics, but could be.  Slim, firm boobs with bullet nipples.  Shaved pussy. Very good English.

We have a shower together, then slow tease and sex. DFK, OWO, RO all on offer.  Nice chat during break (no wechat texts needed!), and round 2 is just as good.  Nice cuddle before she leaves.  Playing with massage girls is good, but a great hot escort sex is still my preference.  Just a bit expensive in China, and not easy outside big cities.

Yes Mister, Red on the left, KTV girl on the right.
Stinkyfeet: stats she says in her ad seem right - height weight age.  Size B boobs with size 'bullet' nipples.  What am I missing?  (If you do call this number, not for sure you will get the girl I got anyway - but at least there is one good'un there.