Name: Miranda
Link: http://https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-miranda
Location: London
Nationality & Location: Half Spanish, Half Romanian. Speaks fluent English
Age: 25
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5 (she lost weight since her photos, unfortunately that meant her boobs too)
Service: 4/5 (very good, but no nipple sucking allowed)
Price and Session Length: £250 for 1 hour
Repeat: Maybe

I had a trip to London earlier this year and had it mind to see a few girls, and Miranda was the first. I wanted someone with gigantic boobs and good reviews, and she seemed to be it. I’d used Diva Escorts once before, and the comms are really simple with a burner email and no verification needed. A couple days before they gave me an address for a basement flat south of the Natural History Museum which ended up being really easy to find.

Anyway, I got to her place and she let me in, and I was immediately surprised at how much thinner she was than in her photos. She’s overall fairly pretty and wore the yoga pants and sports bra combo that I requested, and she asked if I wanted that because I had a fantasy about taking a girl from the gym home. I hadn’t thought about that, but I latched onto it right away because she definitely looked like a gym girl I would have a hard time not checking out while lifting. After the payment, I wash up in her ridiculously small shower, and we got to business.

Right off the bat, Miranda gave a pretty good GFE with FK but not quite DFK. She was super outgoing and did a nice job of taking the lead while also letting me do what I wanted. We made out for a bit and then I started touching her over her yoga pants to keep with the fantasy she’d sold me on. After a while, she took off her bra, and while her titties were great, they definitely had deflated some from her photos. Still a solid D, and only a tiny bit of sag, but the biggest disappointment is that she said she doesn’t allow sucking on her nipples. In the end, we had a nice time with two rounds and some friendly chatting in between, and I left satisfied enough.

Looking back, I can recommend her, but I doubt I’d see her again just because of the no nipple sucking rule. When the draw of a WG is big tits, a rule like that is a dealbreaker.