Location: Sukhumvit Rd Soi 24/1
Date of session: 22/3/2019
Name: Nikki? Don't remember
Nationality: Thai
Language: Little English
Link:
Face: 3/10
Body: 3/10
Age: unknown
Skill: 0/10
GFE: 0/10
Fees: 2500 baht, VIP room 1 hr
Repeat: hell no

So after my first oil massage, I decided to get another one from another place. After scouring the internet, I read good reviews about Angel Massage. It's located at an "L" shape street with a ton of other massage parlors.

Went in and paid. There's a sliding door that opens where you can choose your girl. There were probably 15 girls there, but only 2 stood out to me: the pink hair girl that smiled at me, but had no tits; and the somewhat chubby looking girl who didn't smile but had huge tits. Went with huge tits and boy, was it the worse decision I've made so far. (note: always go with the girl that smiles at you.)

Went up to the room. Had very little chat which I was ok with. Laid on bed while she turns on jacuzzi. She touches me, literally, just touching me as if she was massaging me. I knew that it was going to be badddddd. After 20 mins of this, we finally move to the jacuzzi. She washes me here and there then I started playing with her nipples. Told me to stop because their sensitive. I backed off. Tried touching her LS...denied! At this point, I just lay there and let her soap me up.

Fast forward to the action. As I stick LB in her, she squirms. Yes, that's right. I think she had just got done with another customer, but she was not having it. At this point, I just wanted to get the hell out of there because it was so pointless so I quickly boned her and so I can get the hell out of there.

All that to say, it was my first and only bad experience at a massage parlor. Ignore Angel Massage. There are 10 other places on that road alone.