Date & Time of Session:  March 15, 2017
Location:  Spa at the corner of  Dongbeiwang S Road  and Dongbeiwang W Road
            General  Area  is Zhongguancun Software Park

Name:  Jasmine

Nationality & Language: Chinese
Age: 26-30
Face:  5
Body:  7
Skill:   5
Service: 5

Price & Session Length:  498 RMB  60 Minutes
Repeat:  No, But I did!!

I hit Beijing for the very first time.  I was ill prepared. I spent some time hitting up agencies on weChat, and the Girl was a NO SHOW.  

The next day I came down with a horrible back ache and so asked people in the office for guidance to a massage place. One of my bi lingual buddies
decides to help me out and make sure that I am going for a legit massage. This gets funny.  So,  he goes off with his Baudo maps and later
that day  returns to the office. He shows me a menu [ See attached]  and tells me to go in for the 198 RMB   neck and back.

I take one look at the Menu and Figure it has to be a  happy ending  place.  I'm hurting enough that even if it is legit I will be happy.

Place is a quick walk ( around the new Didi offices )  I walk in and  two stunners are behind the desk.  I opt for the $298  HK massage
and this beautiful girl in a short miniskirt   takes me to a room the front of the place. it has a Window in the door.

I'm kinda stuck because I went comando and there are no towels or anything.  I plop into the big reclining chair/bed  and the stunner comes in and gives me a robe
She comes back and starts the Hong Kong Massage,  about 15 minutes in I reach under her skirt. She smiles and returns with the same menu  but.......

Turns it OVER  to reveal a whole menu of chinese I cannot read.  The boss comes in and with a translator tell me the $498 RMB option is "push oil"
Sounds like a HJ to me,  so I  ask for a translation for the  $798   item.  It says  Push oil done a different way???  I opt  for THAT

I'm taken back to a big room with bed TV, bath tub, shower toilet and sink.  I can;t wait for this cutie to come back. About 5 foot, pretty face awesome
ass, and toned legs.      I get undressed and load my clothes in the closet and the door opens..

In walks a Fugly.  About 5' 6",  looks kinda mongolian.  We hit the shower, she washed my LB and starts to smile. My back in throbbing in pain, I dont
even know if I can do this.  Any way,  she hands me blue slippers and blue paper shorts and spreads a huge sanitary sheet on the bed.
She then proceeds to give me an aweful massage . She is fully clothed and rubs her body ( covered)  on mine. Boring. She motions to the menu again and
points to her boobs. She wants to give me russian. She has no tits   I decline.  She continues to try to upsell me. Points to the $1298 option. WTF??

Finally she finishes me off with a HJ     and we clean up and go over the menu. Apparently  $1298  is a BJ.   Not gunna Happen.

First beijing  experience.  I'm not lovin it