Date: 17 December 2015
Location: Hou Va Sauna, Macau
Nationality: Vietnam
Age: ~24
Face: 3.5 / 5
Body 2 / 5
Skill: 2.5 / 5
Price: MOP670
Session length: 1 hour
Repeat: No

I know Hou Va has received some decent ratings here and some field reports that are favorable. Stopped by recently and was thoroughly disappointed.

Yes, I know it is a budget sauna. Yes, I know the drill where the mamasan is rude and badgers you about taxis. Yes, I know the rooms are downtrodden. But woah, I’ve never seen such a grim lineup of girls. Was there on a Thursday night around 8pm. The mamasan asked if I wanted Chinese or Vietnamese. I told her I wanted to see everyone. She called out and around 10 girls came into the room. I’m sorry, but most of these girls were just downright unattractive. It was so bad I almost left, but decided to go with the least worst option which was a smiling, albeit chubby, Vietnamese girl wearing a sheer top.

I paid for a one-hour two pop session for MOP670. I have no idea why I didn’t just take the one pop option. As it turned out, it was a zero pop session. Everything about that night didn’t feel right and I just couldn’t get into it. Her body was flabby, her tits were okay-ish, she did have a decent attitude and she did have a shaved pussy (for what it's worth). But I just wasn't into her.

She spoke fair English and I asked her about the customer base at Hou Va. She said it was a fair mix of local Macau Chinese, Indians, China Chinese, and some foreigners. As I was leaving there were a few Indian guys in the lobby who were waiting for a lineup.

I’m not writing Hou Va off entirely as others have clearly had good experiences, although I don’t think I will go back there for the foreseeable future. There are just too many better options in Macau (even in the budget category).

what other budgeted establishment would you recommend in Macau, according to the forum, most joint are about 7-800MOP more for 1 pop, which is way more to HOUVA,
though I agree, it is not easy to find attractive girls in HOUVA, really depends on luck i feel.

Would recommend Hot Spot. Better selection of girls. Harder to find though.

When its a joint frequented by migrant worker Indians/banglas, you already the quality of the place.