Hey, ya'll looking for a punt for the price of two Wan Chai beers? Well take the fucking train to Jordan station, walk up to Temple, and cruise behind the tourist-trap market stalls until you make some eye contact with a 50+ year old Thai person on a stool in front of a dingy apartment stairway. They'll say something like "fuck?" or "girl, 150?" or "young thai girls" and you'll say "yup" and you're in. If they don't say anything then it's not the right Thai elder. I know who I'm looking for and just nod from about 10ft off for a smooth sidewalk-to-interior transition.
Use the search function for "thai nest" if you want to find the other posts with a convenient map, but it's the Temple street night market, south of Man Mo temple, how hard is it to find?
Anyway, been awhile since my last report but several things going on that I'll put in separate posts. This is a
quadruple-review, so please keep that in mind for your ratings.
Firstly, the Thai nest on Temple is great and if you don't care about any bells and whistles but for a BBBJ and some sex, then this is for you.
Secondly, it's only 150$. One of them is 170$ but damn I need that 20 for my MTR trip home.
Date & Time of Session: Four times in the past six weeks. Tried to go drunk once, they gave me a bottle of water and sent me home.
Location: Temple street night market, my fav is at 170 temple
Name: Angie, Ha, Melo? and ?? (I just don't remember).
Nationality & Language: Thai, English, dunno about Canotonese sorry HK-bros - but I did hear some "you so big laaa" so...
Age: mid-20s to late 30s
Face: 3/5 at best
Body: 3/5 at best
Skill: 2/5
Service: 2/5, but they take your condom off for you at the end and wipe you nice and clean
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: 150$, max I've hit is 30mins
Repeat: duh
Right, Location, name, blah blah blah, let's get to the experience and the run-down. You either follow or walk yourself up to the first landing of these places, the Mama-san rings the bell at the front as you go up so the girls have time to, I dunno, hide their dinner dishes? Mute the TV? Anyway, she unlocks a door and you're in a tiny entrance room of a flat that's been converted with plywood into a micro-brothel. The girls all stand from their couch (or at least look at you) and say hello. Keep a sharp eye out for outfits hiding serious tummy-chub! I like to ask their names to see how enthused they are in their reply, and use that to inform my choice. These girls are wizards with push-up bras so just go with your gut.
You make your choice by pointing, and you're shown to a little room with a plywood bed. They chit-chat, take your money and return, wash your dick over a basin (if you can't squat ccomfortably, you shouldn't visit here), and then let you have a fondle as she undresses. Lie back for passable-to-good BBBJ, they
always start with CG, then go from there. I've never asked for more service but if I did I would offer +100$ for most things as I they split with the Mama-san, so make it worth her while if you want to mess up her make-up with your cum you sick animals.
Just finished with
Angie today, maybe 3pm? I think the best time to go is in the afternoon. It's quiet, the street isn't heavily trafficked yet, all the girls are up and available, and you'll probably be the only one there so likely you won't have to listen to another grunting punter in the next stall over.
She was doing her hair when I came in and was the most authentic seeming in her greeting of the six girls there, casual and friendly. I checked them all out and settled on her.
Angie is short, has the Thai lightened caramel hair, cute face and smile with those sort of 'cute' crooked eye-teeth, and huge fake tits. Uncovered she's a little soft on the belly, and has slutty tribal tramp-stamps on the back and front, and her nipples are constantly hard and pointing from her stiff implants - trashy, but it was fun in its own way. Trimmed pubes, slim firm ass, nice skin. She liked my muscles, and
called her friends in to look at my dick. Yup, first time this has happened. I'm almost 8" and thick, which is on the far side of normal for a mixed Caucasian, but I guess I was the biggest of the month.
Kind weird but whatever. Anyway, BBBJ was fine, sex was great because her fake tits were a real novelty for me, and she was quite friendly and put up with a hard pounding at the end for about 15mins or so. Even got some LFK/DFK during the main event! She used a breath-mint beforehand. Angie let me use their shower and loaned me a towel. Probably the best so far. Thanks Angie! (Here another week).
Previous was
Ha, who was one of those hard workers who really overcomes their looks with a great performance, and no Engish. I tipped her 80$ that I had loose in my wallet at the end, she was great. Probably the youngest, obviously just getting off a pregnancy as she still had a bit of a belly and was lactating (!!!), which I totally have a fetish for. I only found this out after I had chosen her, so it was quite lucky for me. This was the place just past 170 Temple, a little further north. Ha was short, had long black hair and freckles, round face and soft, milky tits of about a B cup. She was a little chubby, honestly her looks were the lowest I've seen in WGs here without actually being ugly in any way... but she gave a great BBBJ and was happy to let me squeeze her milk onto my dick when she had to catch her breath. Either had lots of practice faking, or legitimately orgasmed during CG as I could feel her pussy clamping and moving on me, it was great. Finished in mish with her legs over my arms, sucking on her tits. She chatted to me in Thai a bunch and kissed my head as I was leaving, seeing me to the door. Not pretty, but really hit the other marks. Thanks Ha! (Maaaaybe still around)
Melo was I think the standard for these places: ~35 years old, make up and treated hair, slim but not fit, and using a push-up bra to her maximum advantage. She was the best of a difficult pick as there were only three girls available at that time. Not very chatty, obviously tired, but went through the whole routine without rushing. Eventually moved us to doggy on her own and massaged my balls as I went, brought me to
really quickly. Cleaned me up, walked out in a towel to shower, waved goodbye as I left. Melo is the standard and is still a bargain for the price. Lowest on my rating due to the lack of novelty in any way. Thanks Melo! (Definitely gone now).
Can't Remember is the first I visited. She was like Melo but +1 rating in every way, which made Melo a bit of a disappointment for my first repeat. CanRem had soft, aging D cup tits and a soft belly without being fat, and an unremarkable but cute face. Nice big poking nipples on her tits, gave me a breast-jerk for a bit when her jaw got tired from BJ. We did CG the whole time because she seemed to want me to suck her tit and hold her hips down hard. Tied for second place with Ha. Thanks CanRem! (Definitely gone now)
Other thoughts: Don't be afraid to leave and check out another walk-up, I did so when there were only two unfriendly girls on at one place. You could bring your own rubbers if you felt like it. There's not a lot of space to hang your clothes, so pack light. The space is a bit grungy and they're working cheap, so don't be an asshole. Even if you don't like it, it's insanely cheap so whatever. Don't touch the top of their head, it's super rude in Thai manners; also don't point the bottom of your feet at them. They're not in the business of entertaining you, so don't expect must chatting, dancing, stripping, etc., it's just the fuck and the cash.
Have a good time!