With the departure of Cola, Honey Spa lost its last star attraction. No more Queenie, no more CiCi, and now, no more Cola.
Fiona came back the same week. Apparently she'd been working earlier in the year to rave reviews. So this time round, she's asking for $1500, the normal price for Honey Spa is $1000.

HoneySpa is found on TG, just search "HoneySpa"

I figured why the hell not, so I booked Fiona.

Fiona

Age: early 30s
Face: 2/5, badly done plastic surgery on a fat, goofy looking face
Figure: 3/5, about 3 to 5 kilos over the optimal weight, noticeable belly fat, fake Ds (but not super hard), mediocre butt and hips
Attitude: 2/5, friendly, overly chatty and nagging
Service: 2/5, damn good massage, can take a pounding like a trooper, but... well, you'll see.
WIR: No, and neither should anyone. I may have gotten bait & switched.

I got to the place a little early so I thought I'd take a shower while waiting. This was my first mistake.
She got in eventually and I immediately suspect I had gotten bait and switched. This girl was pudgy, and no pudgy WG ever does well in HK. But I was already naked and she kinda just moved things along and so I hesitated to call it off immediately as I should have.

She insisted that I shower again with her. No action in the shower.

I get down and she starts a pretty good massage, best I've had at Honey Spa tbh.

And they suddenly she stops. Apparently some rando canto guy is asking her to set him up with 2 canto girls immediately. So she just ignores me and does 15 minutes of tele-pimping... I didn't tell her to stop because I knew that if I did, she'd just bitch about it and make the remainder of the experience even more unpleasant. So I asked if we she intended to make this time up, she told me she would and I just... waited.

She resumes the massage, then goes for the flip. She does a tongue bath, and consciously, I know she's doing a good job, but the 15 minutes of random tele-pimping she's just done was so off putting I just wanted to get it done and over with.
After she puts on the rubber, she gets on top... and it's not a great look. Her beer belly is sticking out, all wrinkled, then her damn nice tits, and then her discount K-pop face, contorted like she's taking a dump without much success. Definitely one of those times when I wish I had paper bag handy.

To her credit, she takes it like a champ. She was clearly having a hard time with my size as most girls do, but she wasn't complaining out loud as many girls do. Normally I'd back off at this point, but I had it with this girl and just pounded it out.

We then showered again and said our goodbyes. Easily my worst experience at Honey Spa, and also most expensive.
Assuming I wasn't B&Sed, do not pick this girl.

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But my day didn't end there!

I was so put out by the experience that I did what I always end up doing (and regretting): I tried to find a quick rebound punt.

JSL is nearby, so I popped in there. Surprising number of girls actually. I went for one of the standalone rooms right outside the elevators on 7/F. The girl was quite pretty and looked early 30s. Good enough for JSL.
I get in and she's actually folding towels still and starts chatting with me... I am not exaggerating when I tell you that this girl had the deepest voice of any woman I've ever met. Imagine James Earl Jones after 50 years of smoking. I really wondered if she was a tranny. I asked to leave, and she insisted I pay her $300. I argued that it's usually $100 if the girl hasn't taken anything off yet, but she had it written on the door "$300 to leave without sex". OK, fine, $300 it is. Still worse than $600 and wondering if I just banged a dude.

Down one of the hallways is another cutie, this time I made her say something just to check it wasn't another Darth Vader. She had a normal voice and I went in.
I swear these girls mess with lighting somehow cause I soon as I step in, she looks 10 years older. Still pretty though, and entirely doable.

No massage this time, just straight to the action. She tells me that it's probably not going to work with my equipment, but she'll give it a try. She insists that I take top (again with this "you're too big to be on bottom nonsense"). She's able to take it, but she's also clearly not handling it well, so I stop and ask her to pump one out with her hands. She insists on charging me an extra $200 for the handjob... some girls in JSL have this rule and it's not the first time I've had a girl ask for this, but I've always been able to talk my way out of it. Not this time it seems.

Well...
And that was my day $2,600 HKD down the drain, a fat pimp, a girl who sounds like a guy and finally a girl who charges extra for using her hand to do what her vagina couldn't.
I've been punting for 11 years in HK, and I can safely say this was the worst day.