Date & Time of Session:  June 5
Location:  Sheung Wan
Name:  Jessica
Link: https://go141.com/en/A93079-SW-S ... ml?ref=Search(stype,region)
Agent: They have a telegram where you can see girls available on the day.
Nationality & Language: Chinese
Age: early 30s
Face:  4/10. Not unpleasant but not mcot
Body:  3/10  No curves, fat belly
Skill: 1/10
Service: 1/10
Price & Session Length: 800 Nuru Massage
Repeat: Hell no

Was feeling pent up after returning to the office this week so thought I’d pop in for a quick relieving session. What a mistake.

I’ve been to Kingston last year and haven’t been back until today. I guess the service last time wasn’t amazing enough to return. This visit hasn’t changed that opinion.

Booking was easy via telegram, was given a choice and decided on Jessica. Turned up slightly late but that was no issue. Was greeted at the door by Jessica and shown to the room.

Showered alone and then waited for Jessica. She came back and started started my massage, asking if I wanted a harder massage which I said yes to. The massage started and then stopped. She took a message from another customer. Then started going hard at the massage. I’m used to hard massages but this was another level of discomfort. It was kind of like, you have muscle knots so I’ll go as hard and day as possible. Well the discomfort continued. To be fair, she did occasionally hit the right spot, but then moved on so quickly there was no muscle  release.

During the first part of the massage, she answered the phone every few minutes. Another factor to her not taking care over the massage. Others may confirm but is she in charge of the bookings? She was coordinating clients and girls. She was distracted and it began to annoy me more and more. For 40 odd minutes this went on.

After the main massage she asked me what service I wanted, I choose the nuru figuring the pricier option might make her more amenable. Nope. She tried to do that finger tip tickling sensation but good God, it was awful. Most unerotic thing I’ve ever experienced. Maggie Thatcher in tights would have helped more.

She spread the gel over my back and stripped off. Then did a body to body massage. Just flopped on my back with her breasts and squirmed over me. Tried to tickle by bum and balls and just awful. The lack of eroticism and touch by her is indescribable. Minor silver lining was that due to the amount of gel, she no longer responded to her phone. Thinking back this was probably the highlight, no more effing phone.

The flip came and I was worried about how I could finish given my mental state. She robbed and squirmed in what she thought was an erotic manner. Then reverse cowgirl position to finish me off but Christ dies the little guy deserves a medal. You talk about bashing the bishop, spanking the monkey but she beat up the little guy. Really hard and effing painful. Grimaced and bore it and just hoped the little guy could fire off so that she could finish. Managed to Climax and her death grip still carried on beating me up until I flinched big time and told her to stop.

Being too polite I just carried on. Showered, was polite to her but no way was she getting a tip. I’ve always tipped no matter how shitty but this was the first time that I couldn’t do it.

She got rid of my frustration but mainly because the little guy is now beaten up so much he’ll need time to recover.

In summary.  Awful experience. Distracted masseuse With the phones. Painful massage. Painful ending. Happy ending? Yes, happy it’s ended.