Date & Time of Session: A Sunday in January
Location: Kwai Jok Professional Pain in Yau Ma Tei
Link:
http://go141.com/en/A43174-YMT-C ... ofessionalPain.html
Name: no clue
Nationality: Chinese
Language: Canto / mandarin
Age: lates 50s? 60?
Price: HK$500 for 60 minutes
Repeat: no. Maybe. First I need therapy after this.
I am not even sure where to start. This was one of the weirdest experiences ever.
Looking up massages on a Sunday, you start to realize How many providers are closed. Doesn’t anybody punt on a Sunday?!?
I clicked on this place’s link because it had an interesting name. Then I see the video on the left side of the page and some guy has his dick in a some pump device attached to a hose and a “nurse” massaging his balls. I don’t speak a lick of Chinese and use google translate to read the post and various remarks. Supposedly this person is trained in some sort of Chinese medicine for your manhood. It’s probably stupid of me to not speak the language and venture into something like this but I was bored, it was a dreary Sunday and this was definitely different. I call but the lady says she doesn’t speak English so I WhatsApp using google translate. We set a time.
The place is in a small apartment. It’s a bit run down. The woman who opens the door is much older than the lady in the video. Like grandma old. I think she is the certified one. Here is my chance to turn around and run but alas, I stay the course. I get undressed and she asks if I want to shower but I had already showered and the bathroom looked a bit dingy. She goes to setup.
There is a machine with water and then an IV bag that is filled with some sort of dark tea colored solution. Who knows.Perhaps it was just rusty water. There is a towel under my ass that is there to catch water drip page. She put this dick funnel on me. She lets in some of the solution from the IV bag and the machine starts vacuuming up the water and my LB with it. It creates a suction with the water recirculating and gurgling. Occasionally she adjusts the pump more as LB grows inside it. I occasionally pop up to see what it’s doing but really try to avoid contact with the provider who is holding the funnel, occasionally letting more of the solution in. It’s a weird sensation but feels good and I’ve never used a penis pump so I can’t compare if this is what it is like. I can see the clock and this goes on for 20 minutes. She removes the funnel and my LB is raging at full attention from the pump action. It looks bigger and wider and I wish I took a picture of it right there and then because I was impressed.
It stayed hard for a while. I half worried it was just tetanus setting in from the rusty water.
She then proceeds into a groin area massage. First above the groin in the lower stomach area. Then to the groin but around LB. Then my thighs and legs. Interestingly I can feel the blood flow get better. Then she hops up onto he massage table and has me put my legs over hers. She then starts a deep tissue massage around my groin / down to just above the anus. It hurts at times and I really hate deep tissue massage and never dreamed of getting one in this area. She then proceeds to use a light oil and starts rubbing LB and my scrotum in a circular motion with her palm and alternating movements. I am flaccid throughout this process. She would occasionally stop and pull my scrotum down and pull at the bottom of the skin.
This massage went on for about 30 minutes. I’m wondering the entire time what’s next and how is this going to end. In the last 10 minutes, the movements seem similar but they’ve changed and I can feel the flow rushing into LB as he begins to rise. She performs a massage on the shaft and focuses very closely on the head. I would have a hard time describing the movements as they are not a standard HJ but I can really feel an intense build up and then my arms starting to tingle and get numb and a rush came flowing and
It was intense and huge. We were at the 60 minute mark. I have to assume this was purposeful and the timing was Kung fu precision.
She cleaned me up quickly and then went to clean her equipment while I got dressed. I paid and left.
I am not sure what to make of all of this. I’ve never had a massage in this area. I’ve never had anyone play with it for so long without
I wish the provider wasn’t my Grandma. But with age comes wisdom and she seemed to really know what she was doing. I was a bit sore the next day in certain places where the harder massage occurred. Maybe it’s psychological but my LB for several days looked longer in flaccid state as well as erect and I think I last longer and my
has been different but in a better way. Harder, smoother.
I will bury this memory somewhere but write it down in my online diary for all of you to remember.
