Date: Jan 2024
Name: No. 9 and No. 10 (one of them is named Bi)
Link:
https://www.facebook.com/MassageMimodaSanbay/
Location: Tan Binh District, HCMC, Vietnam (near Airport)
Nationality & Language: Vietnamese, limited English
Age: Bi: Allegedly 18 | Other: late 20s
Face: Bi: 4/5 | Other: 2.5/5
Body: 3.5 | Other: 4/5
Skill: Bi: 2.5/5 | Other: 4/5
Service: Bi: 3/4 | Other: 4/5
GFE: Bi: 4/5 | Other: 3/5
Price & Session Length: King Package: 120min for 3,500,000VND (1m ticket + 1m tip/girl + 250k bonus/girl) - hj/bj only
Repeat: Maybe
Intro:
On the way out of Vietnam, I decided to squeeze in a handjob before my flight. Massage Mimoda Sân Bay can be accurately described as "down the street" from Tan Son Nhat Airport. They even offer a free shuttle service to the airport for customers (I opted to hail a grab).
Procedure:
Was recommended this place by a friend. I contacted Mimoda on Facebook, they answered quickly and informed me there was an on going promo for online bookings! 30% off ticket price. Not bad. I saved me about 500k VND. I informed the operator I would arrive the next day for the King package (120min, 2 girls, 2 shots). I arrived on-time, but was informed there wasn't 2 girls available so I would have to wait. Classic Vietnam. Waiting room doubles as a sort of office for the workers. Always fun to be forced to mingle with pimps. I understand Vietnamese so I overhear them talking about me. Nothing bad, just business. Ultimately, they offer to have me wait in the room, where I can sauna in the mean time.
The place is a bit rundown, but not the worst I've seen. Room was pretty standard in terms of cleanliness, but quite large. I would say the room and set up was quite similar to VIP rooms found at luxury massage spots in HCMC, only much older looking. The workers turn the sauna on for me, and I hop in. Not much longer, my two girls entered. No lineup, this were literally the two available (11am on a weekday). I cant see through the sauna window, but I can hear them chatting about me. Quite talkative, which gives me optimism.
The Goods
Bi:
Face: Cute, young face. Very cute. Nice eyes and cute little mouth. She had no make up on but her skin was clear. Def a natural beauty
Body: Bi was a skinny one. Slender body. Caramel skin. Cute perky butt, but small. Very nice looking pussy. Shit looked tight as fuck. Trimmed with some of the pubic area left unshaven. Pretty typical style in Vietnam. A pretty typical Vietnamese rural girl it seems, but she also had a certain elegance. Imagine a pornstar Vina Sky type. Bi has a cuter, rounder face.
Personality: Shy and reserved. Limited. I suspect a solo session could potentially be very awkward due to the language barrier. Its not solely just a skill issue either, Bi seems to not have interest in making a genuine effort to speak English. And yet, I found myself drawn to her seemingly innocent youthfulness. Well, at least as innocent a WG can be.
Other:
Face: Nothing special. Quite a bit more chubby than Bi. Her face shows some age. Decent looking but nothing special. Def not ugly. The definition of plain jane. Luckily Vietnamese women are absolutely gorgeous, and even a meh, average one is still very passable.
Body: Skinny girls are not really MCOT so I like this other girl a bit more in this. More of a fit, gym body type. Nice natural tits (32C or 34B). Some chubbiness but she didnt have a tummy or anything. Some cellulite here and there, Bi was undoubtedly the younger and more "pristine" body, but this other girl was more built in all the right places (legs, shoulders, back). Also she had those big puffy pussy lips which just hit different for me.
Personality: Much more outgoing and bubbly than Bi. English is decent but still terrible. Can hold somewhat of a simple conversation. Has a sense of humor, can make jokes, and overall just much more willing to interact with you.
The Action
I hop out of the sauna and the two girls greet me in English. Bi is clearly the more inexperienced of the two. There wasn't much time for chat, both girls quickly surrounded me and were running their hands over my body. There isnt much to say anyways. Soon my towel was on the floor and girl two was giving me a light HJ while sucking on my nipple. Bi goes to start the bath and begins undressing, unveiling a slender but nicely shaped body. She climbed onto the bed to brush off the covers and I got a glimpse of the one of tightest, sweetest looking pussies I have ever seen. Girl #2 notices me staring and teases me about it. She escorts me to the bath and directs Bi to join me. Unfortunately no bath here, don't know why they even started filling it. There was maybe 3-4 inches of water in the tub. I stood as Bi washed me off. Girl #2 joins us and I get the soap up
two chicks at the same time. Office Space anyone? I chat mostly with girl #2 while the girls intermix Vietnamese with each other, not realizing I can understand them. One girl thinks I might be half white (lol whattt?).
After drying off we all move to the bed. No massage, straight to business. There I am, laying on my back, getting licked all over my body by
two chicks at the same time, life sure is good fellas. There seems to be some coordination between the girls. There were some short moments of both girls on my cock at first, but they settled into having girl #2 focus on my bottom half while Bi worked the top. Bi comes up to close to my face, pauses for a second and begins kissing me. She pulls away and says "mmm, yeah he is kissable," in Vietnamese. To their shock, I reply, "you think so?" Both girls are beside themselves, shocked I could speak Vietnamese. They ask if I am Vietnamese and I reply in the affirmative. There's some playful back and forth about how I am I liar (not serious, xao ba co). The vibe of the room seems much more comfortable and relaxed after the big reveal.
Once things settle down, the girls are back to work. Girl #2 is working hard on a BBBJ while Bi and I are DFKing. Bi directs my hand to her pussy, and I slip a finger in. Soaking wet. Girl #2 takes a small break and puts some sort of menthol gel in her mouth. She proceeds to spit this shit all over my dick. What a shocking sensation. My cock feels all minty and fresh and also somewhat numbing. Strange, dunno why this do this. Maybe trying to copy some Japanese thing? I'm in the mind to bust a nut at this point so I grab Bi and direct her to move towards me. "Sit on my face," I tell her. She looks at me to think for a second before giving me a playful eye roll and climbing aboard. Man what a tiny snatch. I could easily fit my mouth over her entire pussy. I was licking her, tongue fucking her, and sucking on her clit like a baby on their mama's tit. While she let out some soft moans while I fingered her, she fully enjoying the absolute surgery I was performing. Once she started to grind her pussy on my face, it was over, couldn't hold it and I busted a monster load. Monster is underselling it, there was a Jackson Pollock painting all over my stomach and chest.
Round 2
As the girls cleaned me up, there was a sound outside the door. This really startled Bi, who sprang up to look out the small window. Girl #2 seemed unconcerned. Maybe we're not supposed to be eating pussy or something. We lay down an relax for a little, a girl in each arm. "hai tay, hai gai," they kept saying, meaning two arms, two girls. Pretty nice. We spend a good while chit chatting. Bi was much more comfortable speaking Vietnamese. I am allegedly the first Vietnamese customer she has ever had (I'm not even Vietnamese hehe). Believable since this place is so close to the airport. I ask what kind of men she liked the most. Asians > Whites > Other. Par for the course in Vietnam. I asked if she liked Indians, which elicited an immediate crackle from both girls. Sorry Indianbros.
Something about laying in bed with two naked chicks really gets the blood pumping straight to your cock. All it took was some light touching on my thighs and chest and I was rock hard for round 2. This time the roles were reversed. Bi was on shaft cleaning duty and Girl #2 would have to keep me company. BBBJ from Bi was frankly not good, much more toothy. However she did sit with her ass facing toward me, allowing me to finger her pussy while she sucked me off. Meanwhile Girl #2 was very attentive. She gave me LFK and DFK, sucked my nipples, licked my ears, kissed my neck. She then positioned herself with one leg under my back, one arm wrapped around my neck cradling me, pulling me in and stuffing my face in her titties while I reached around and fingered her from behind. All this while Bi sucked me off and I was fingering her with my other hand. What a fucking moment. Once I was in this weird baby cradling position, I didn't last long. Just a sensory overload. I popped my second shot off. Bi was sucking at the time and she got popped in the mouth without warning. Oops. To her credit, she look a rope or two straight into her mouth before pulling away.
Round 3
Cleaned up again and its back to "hay tay, hai gai." I'm pretty pleased with myself. I look at the clock and I am not entirely sure when it started and how much time I had left. Oh well, lets just enjoy the moment. We are all quite exhausted so there isn't much chatter. Both girls just on their phones while I am dozing off. Bi puts her phone down, and snuggles up close to me. She begins gently running her hands down my chest, twirling her fingers in my chest hair. She works her way down to my legs. Grabbing at my dick, she turns to me and joyfully asks, "one more?" The menu specifically said 2 shots so I wasn't mentally prepped to go another round but fuck it, why not. I told her to go for it. She goes down on my again, same as before, ass pointed towards me, presenting that beautiful pussy. Girl #2 actually stays on her phone for a few minutes before joining in.
The girls do a serviceable job but this is round 3 we are talking here. I knew I would need a little extra
umph to get me over the finish line. So, I asked if Bi could lay facedown and let me hump her ass until I came. I am usually a vanilla guy, but its my last day so I decided to go for it. It was pretty clear Bi was confused with the request. She seemed to think I was gonna try to slip it into her. After some reassurance and clarification, which included having her lay down and showing I was just gonna rub my dick on my ass, she agreed. However, before we started, she went up to the door and looked out the window again. All this negotiation killed my boner, but it was quick to get it back up. I had Bi lay down, oiled her ass and began sliding my dicking all over her. Girl #2 caressed me from behind, kissing my neck and playing with my nipples. Despite having already busted 2 nuts in the past hour or so, I only lasted a minute or two before I sprayed a load all over Bi's back.
We went directly to the tub to shower. After dressing, we spent some more time chatting, both girls sitting on my lap. One thing I didn't like however, is they both really pressured me to write a review for them. This prob explains why they are universally high rated on google. Anyways, I tip them both the standard amount, as well as the money I saved on the discounted ticket (500k). Workers offered to take me to the airport. Insisted actually. But I had a big luggage and didn't want to hold it on the back of a scooter. Airport terminal is literally 5minutes away tho.
Conclusion
3.5m VND. 2 girls. 3 shots.
Two chicks at the same time. Do I need to say more? Even if you miss you can't miss
In all seriousness, as always, speaking Vietnamese just seems to make Vietnam better Vietnam is very much like East Asia in that way. Even as someone clearly Asian, I find I catch a lot of bad vibes until I reveal I am and can speak Vietnamese. Vietnam's monger scene is honestly terrible for this reason. Incredible girls but poor service, scams and xenophobia is rampant. Learning the language makes the experience many magnitudes better. If you are staying in Vietnam long term, definitely invest in lessons. That said, I would grade this place as
foreigner safe. You should have a good time.
If you speak Vietnamese I would def reccommend.
If you dont speak Vietnamese, I would also go