Date: Sept, 5 2020
Location: [UAE][Dubai] Marina District
Name: Jabba the Hut (jk)
Link:
https://silverflower-spa.com/
Agent:
nationality & Language: Thai? Arab? Mooninite? English kinda
Age: 45
Face: 1/10
Body: 2/10
Skill: 1/10
Service: 1/10
GFE: 0/10
PSE: 0/10
Damage: OMG I'm stupid
WIR: Never in a million years
See my previous reports for some background. As I explained I made the mistake of buying the demon drug Cialis. I know better.
First, I don't need it and second it will always work to drain my wallet.
Still it was cheap ( about 200 bucks for 30 pills) Legit, bought at Boots pharmacy and it sometimes comes in handy for 3 somes with extended play
And yet. Here is what happened. One night I was out walking around and I happened upon a massage parlor. My thoughts?
well it has all the outward signs of a happy ending place, Cheesy name, neon lights, open late. The thought of it and the Cialis did the trick
and I am walk up to the door with a boner. No turning back. I get inside and the arab lady smiles and shows me the menu.
There is a girl sitting there ugly as fuck. Little brother says what the hell.
But the big head prevailed I dodged a bullet. Still I was now wondering, were there more of these places?
So I checked google maps and checked the reviews. There are a lot of places and some look legit, others, well they have that look
and feel. You know what I am talking about. That vibe that says Tugs here! It's an international language.
As I was cabbing around I spotted a few more, and my mind starting wandering. Sure, I could walk 500m and go see a stunning escort for 160 USD
OR I could find one of these joints and play Russian roulette. There is nothing like the adventure of laying on the table wondering if she will drag
her fingers slowly over your nut sack and tease your butt hole... but I digress.
I put it out of my mind, but every time I found myself cabbing around the cialis would kick in and I'd be riding in the cab with boner
scanning the streets for shady looking "spas".
One day I had to hit the Marina Mall for cash. So, travel hint, if you stay in the Marina the mall is the best place to get ATM cash. So I headed for the
Mall and got cash out. As I walked around some mannequin grabbed my attention, the cialis kicked in and Little brother said
"MASSAGE PARLOR NOW"
So I picked
https://silverflower-spa.com/ maybe 1km or so from the mall. Pictures looked like a Thai place and I thought how bad can that
be. I found it and went in. Greeted by mamsan, seemed Thai. She took 250 AED from me ( thats like 70 bucks or something) and brought me to the
room.
Shower in the corner, small bed, dark room. She said she would send a girl in and gave me the paper shorts to wear. Little brother knows what is coming.
I am getting ready and laying down when the door opens and in walks Godzilla. Short, huge fat butt and very plump everywhere else.
I should walk, but I am already pot committed and little bro dont care, I am thinking this will only be a hand job, close your eyes think of some random Kpop
girl and drop a load. I lay down and she takes off my shorts. So much for drama and teasing. After a pretty good legal massage she goes to work
on the ass and nuts occasionally slipping in a stroke or two. I am thinking I will take the HJ face down and not look at her.
No such luck. She directs me to flip and now I have to watch the beast beat the meat. She tells me that it will be 700 AED for no sex.
I should leave, but like a dummy decide maybe a BJ from fatso wont be half bad. This is Cialis thinking. I try to communicate the BJ plan
but we are not communicating very well
we start the HJ and she takes her shirt off and two huge tits flop out. I go to lick the nipples. Yuk, awful taste, a combination of sweat and sour milk.
As I am suffer through this she positions her crotch above my face and demands that I lick her. I'm given no choice as she squats on my mouth.
It
Hits
Me
The most foul pussy I have ever eaten. I push her off and can't stand it any more, she continues to beat the little brother. Cialis is in overdrive and there is
no stopping him. I motion for a BJ and she nods her head and arranges for 69!! oh hell no, sister, As she drops that foul bush over my face
I come close to wrenching, I literally almost threw up in my mouth and push her off. Again she tries to sit on my face while jacking
Junior. That little man won't go soft and my mind won't let me come. This is like your worst nightmare. Finally she gets the idea that I am not gunna eat that
sticky puss and she finishes off the little man.
Nightmare. For the rest of the trip I avoided the spas, what was I thinking