[Hong Kong] MYA Spa / Lin - Learning the hard, expensive way...
Date & Time of Session: May 2025
Location: TST
Age: mid 30s
Face: 2/5
Body: 3.5/5
Skill: 3/5
Service: 1/5
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length: HK$1200 / 60 mins (actual time was around 30/40 mins)
Repeat: No way.
Was hoping for a nice nuru massage and fun after a long week at work so decided to look around the Gal'DB and made contact with a few agents to see who was available.
Found the agent at MYA Spa very responsive and friendly and after sending me a couple pics of a tall, busty and slim, Lin, which he assured me was accurate (and told me I could walk away if I didn't like her), reassured me enough to give it a go, seeing as other choices were limited.
I ended up getting a little lost finding my way to this place, and turned up about 5 mins late (completely my fault) and when she opened the door, already felt a little disappointed - her face was bloated (probably a lot of botox and heavy makeup). I should have walked away at that point, but feeling flustered, hot and bothered after walking around, I decided to walk in. Taking a good look at her, her face was around 2/5 but her body did just enough to keep me somewhat interested. While not my exact type - I prefer them lean and toned, she had great natural tits and long legs, but as I found out a little later, a bit chubby.
From that point all, it all went downhill. Not long after I stepped in, she kept reminding me I was 5 minutes late and that the next customer would be here in an hour (I had booked 60 mins). She asked me to take a shower and went off to speak to the agent. Before she did - I told her i'd come back another time if it was a rush, but she reassured me that it would be fine.
After showing and standing there like an idiot, she reappears handing me a towel and asking me to lie down, reminding me again the next customer was on the way. At this stage, I was getting pissed, but didn't want to cause a fuss, so I lay down, expecting a massage, but ended up getting a catbath and nuru pretty much to begin with. WTF?
To be fair she did go through the routine, but talk about being rushed - I felt like I was a teenager in my girlfriend's room, trying to fuck her before her parents got home. 10 mins in, with my LB barely aroused, I decided to take matters into my own hands, enjoying her best asset, those 34C tits, with my mouth, while she continued to do whatever she was trying to do. It seemed to do the trick as I finally managed to release but without any attempt at any GFE throughout the whole experience, I didn't want to stay any longer and jumped straight into the shower.
All in all - maybe spent 30/40 mins for $1200. Worst experience i've ever had (not that I've had many). To be fair, I was wrong by being late, but I sure as hell didn't expect to feel so unwelcomed. I'm sure other Bros can let me know how to handle these situations in the future - but that was certainly a very expensive lesson.
P.S. The agent was very apologetic offering me a big discount and extra time next time I come, but I suspect it'll be a while before I ever consider coming back. | |
