[GERMANY] BERLIN FKK ARTEMIS -Disappointment-
First time at FKK Artemis in Berlin. Have been going to FKK in the Frankfurt area for years but it was my first time visiting this major FKK in Berlin.
For those not familiar with FKKs, it s pretty much an open brothel with some wellness installation where girls who are mostly naked roam around looking for customers for FS service.
I ve always loved the atmoshpere of FKK, as it always feel a bit surreal to be surrounded by naked girls who pretty much are all wanting to fuck you. Makes you feel like some Sex God and that s why I keep going every year.
Fkk Artemis is very well located, just a few minutes walk from a major S bahn station Westkreuz so easy access even without a car and right in the middle of Berlin. The front desk lady was very friendly and explained everything politely, entrance fees was 90 Euros with unlimited soft drinks and access to buffet.
The changing rooms were like most Fkks pretty cramped but defintely cleaner than Fkks in Frankfurt. I also noticed that towels were distributed in many locations in the Fkks which is very convenient.
Once changed and showered, headed to the main lounge which unfortunately is a smoking lounge. This lounge where most girls are really stink of smoke which is a big letdown. When I arrived around 14h00, there were barely 10 girls and the line up was bad with mostly overweight mamas with big tattoos and horrible faces. Apart from a couple which were still barely doable, the rest of the girls i wouldnt do even for free. This was a far worse line up than I have ever experienced in Frankfurt.
Was disappointed but knew that line up is always bad in Fkks in early afternoon.
Headed downstairs to the wellness area and was glad to see that there was a Kino, a screen room with porn, where you can get some action while watching porn on a big screen. This used to be a feature of all Fkks but most in Frankfurt dont have it anymore. It can also be a good way to check out some girls while they blow some guys or get fucked in this area.
Unfortunately there was no action at that time so went to take a nap near the pool area.
After an hour went back to the main smoking lounge only to be disappointed again as there were a few more girls but same overweight horrible mamas with tatoos.
Checked the situation every hour until afternoon 18h00 and while the number of girls rose to maybe 30 at that time, the level was still horrible. I only noticed one girl I would have done as she was the only young and natural looking girl but when she was free I had already decided to leave.
Overall this was a bad experience. The location and the complex is superior to Frankfurt Fkks but the level of girls, at least in the afternoon period, is very bad. Defintely not worth a trip there, barely recommandable if you have business in Berlin and some time to kill.
This was my first time ever in a FKK leaving without a single fuck, balls full. If you have a choice defintely go to Frankfurt. | |
