[Thailand][Bangkok] From Hopes to Nope: My Experience with Alice from CBODY
Date & Time of Session: Feb. 2025
Location: My hotel in Surawong
Name: Alice
Agent: CBODY Massage
Nationality & Language: Thai; decent English
Age: Early 30s
Face: 2/5
Body: 3/5
Skill: 2/5
Service: 2/5
GFE: 2/5
Price & Session Length: THB 5600; THB 1600 for an 80-minute massage and THB 4000 for the additional special services
Repeat: No
After seeing a few positive reviews about Alice and trusting CBODY’s service, I decided to book an evening appointment after work. She arrived on time, driving herself, and per the agent’s instructions, I met her at the hotel car park lift. She’s tall and lean, which was promising—but unfortunately, that’s where the positives ended.
Our walk through the hotel lobby was quiet, with little small talk. Once inside the room, she removed her mask, and my expectations took a hit. She’s noticeably older than her listed age, and the amount of work done on her face gave her a striking resemblance to a Thai Donatella Versace—overly pouty lips, elongated chin, and a sculpted nose. Her body, however, was still attractive, so I figured I’d roll with it.
She laid down a towel, asked me to strip, and started the massage while keeping her tank top and jeans on. Initially, her technique was unimpressive, but she warmed up as we went along, eventually hitting a few tension spots. There was zero teasing, but as soon as I turned over, she jumped straight to upselling—4K for sex, 1K for a HJ. Given the circumstances, I was leaning toward the HJ, but then she suggested, "I think sex would be better for you." Well… okay then.
She stripped down, and this is where things took another turn. The good: her breasts were well-done and suited her frame. I typically prefer smaller, teen-like natural builds, but her body was fit and proportionate. The bad: three poorly placed tattoos, including an unfortunate one on her mons pubis. That was an instant mood killer.
She went through the motions like a seasoned pro—BJ, cowgirl, then doggy. And in doggy, I caught sight of another questionable tattoo on the back of her thigh, something resembling a prison artist’s work. At that point, I just closed my eyes and finished as quickly as possible.
She was efficient—rubber check, quick rinse, dressed in record time. As I stepped out of the bathroom, she was already heading out, mentioning her next appointment was nearby.
Overall, a disappointing experience from CBODY. Wouldn’t repeat.
[ Last edited by Squiffy at 9-2-2025 14:48 ] | |
