[Shenzhen] China always disappoints - FAIL
This was my first try at a punt and failed miserably. Most of the situations in Shenzhen/China are blue ball karaoke or massage spots that at best give a dry handy.
I don’t know what the website was, but the ad had some super hot girls in their mid 20s. One was much hotter than the other and when I called through WeChat, they assured me that the girl was the hotter one. So I stupidly gave them the address to my hotel in room number and told them to come on over.
This was my first pot and I didn’t want to shoot super fast so I rubbed the one out in preparation.Now I was ready!
A knock on my door a couple hours later. I opened it up to a woman in her mid/late 40s that immediately gave me a hug and walked in before I could blink. She was busted. Pretty ugly, old, nasty teeth.
She didn’t begin any English, but I made it pretty clear that I was not happy and told her to leave. She got super annoyed and even angry and tried to offer me a BJ, but especially after I’ve already prepped for this I was not having it. Then she got angry and refused to leave. I didn’t really know what to do so I just went over to my computer and started working. After about five minutes of this, she started yelling at me about Cab money. I threw the equivalent of probably 20 bucks USD and she finally left. Then I got a call on my hotel phone that I assumed was coming from the lobby. I didn’t answer. This is a pretty nice 5 star hotel that I always come to for business and I didn’t want to deepen this ruckus. So I put on a hoodie and took the elevator down and jetted out the side door to go get a drink and let things cool off. I came back a few hours later and it seemed to chill, but I swear that people were looking at me differently the rest of the trip ha ha.
So yeah, China sucks. | |
