(Bangkok) HJ at P's Massage? Anything's Possible!
Date & Time of Session: 3:00PM
Location: Soi 4 Near Nana Plaza
Name: Don't Remember
Nationality & Language: Thai, decent English
Age: Probably late 50s
Face: 3/10
Body: 4/10
Skill: 5/10
Service: 5/10
Price & Session Length: 450 for 1 hour oil massage then 500 tip for HE
Repeat: Nah, I already have a couple shops I like for standard massage + HE
This report is more for my amusement rather than providing any vital information. If you walk Nana and Sukhumvit near Nana, then surely you've passed P's Massage (there are 3 in close proximity of each other). They have the distinctive blue uniforms and it's usually a pretty professional operation. It's my go to for a foot massage or head/neck massage.
My buddy was in town and does CrossFit so he likes a daily massage while here. He did some mongering in the past, but is no longer interested so we went to P's for standard oil massages. I had to use the bathroom, but I noticed they had a shower in there so I asked if I could take a quick shower and they said it was ok. I hadn't planned on any extras as A. it looks like strictly a standard massage place B. there are signs every that say "no sexual offerings" and C. they placed my buddy and in little cordoned off areas that were only curtained off, I could overhear his masseuse and him chatting a bit.
Anyway, I was assigned what was probably the oldest lady in the shop. I'm walking with a towel around my waste and the lady directs me to my bed and closes the curtain. I had planned on covering myself up after removing my towel, but the lady craftily grabs it and is ok with me just lying face down and naked. Unfortunately, the actual massage part was just meh. But it was interesting that for the most part she left me uncovered. She didn't do a whole lot of teasing while face down, but I think she purposely grazed my balls ever so slightly to try to get me hard (which occurred a time or 2).
On the turn she half covers my LB while massaging really close to him, which caused me to half pop out from under the towel. At this point she cups my balls and without saying anything points down at LB and I nod yes. Her technique was ok, nothing to write home about, and she started slowly for about 2 minutes before speeding up and I pop after about 5 minutes total. Usually I'm quite vocal, but in this instance I'm almost completely quiet. After I bust, she makes the shhh signal. After that, she ends with about a 10 minutes head/neck massage which is always really nice after busting.
While not the greatest HE ever, I did quite enjoy it b/c of the unexpected nature of it and the will she?/won't she? uncertainty.
I definitely wouldn't go to P's expecting anything extra, but I guess I got lucky here. I'm still kinda chuckling thinking about getting a HE in my usual foot massage place while my body is 2 stalls down none the wiser. | |
