Bangkok Smooci Noi
Date & Time of Session: May 2023 1am
Location: Outcall
Name: Noi
Link: https://smooci.com/escorts/Texrco#model
Agent: Independent (now)
Nationality & Language: Thai, Isaan, minimal English
Age: Listed 26, looks early/mid 30s to me
Face: 3.5/5
Body: 4/5
Height: 156 cm
Skill: 5/5
Service: 4.5/5
GFE: 4/5
PSE: 4.5/5
Price & Session Length: Was 3750 thb 2 hours 2 shots, now 4k
Repeat: Potentially but not 1st choice
I give Noi very strong scores across the board, but for me personally I prefer a bit more boob and a bit more English so she is not entirely MCOT. I booked her even when she's not my spec because it was late, I was horny and my "normal" options were unavailable 
Photos are heavily photoshopped. She is a very dark skinned Isaan lady. I actually think she is a lot better looking in person, compared to the washed out, milky photos. I don't understand why her former agency edited them like that, or why she doesn't replace them now she is independent. Her English was very limited, so I'm not sure how she functions as an independent escort now, in terms of arranging special requests etc before heading to clients. But she continues to garner great review scores so she obviously makes it work.
She came to me from Soi Cowboy where she spends her nights partying and dancing, she is often online at late hours so if you're wanting something then, she fits well as she is a night owl and will be fully engaged for your time and not half asleep. Noi is very sweet and playful, whilst possessing an incredibly lithe and tight body. She fits something of a Thai stereotype in that sense, the quintessential spinner. She does a lot of running and dancing so her sexual stamina is immense. That's the opposite of me, so I'm not capable of fully taking advantage of those qualities 
Usual Smooci start with shower together (including BJ) then to the bedroom. Because she's so tiny, you can really throw her around. In the good, consenting sort of way  Picked her up to kiss her, she wraps her arms and legs around me to pin herself as tight as possible together which was a very nice touch to break the ice. Gave her a jacknife powerbomb onto the bed on her back and she starts giggling and doing a little dance as she opens her legs for me. DATY, she seemed into it.
After she cums, she then pushes me back with the sole of her foot so she can scramble to her feet. Kisses me as she rotates us 180° and shoves me onto the bed sprawled on my own back as we're both laughing at the unelegant contrast to how she landed previously. She starts to drop ready to go down on me. But it was so much fun already that I had been rock hard throughout the DATY for those 5+ minutes and she had me throbbing so hard without anything touching my LB for so long that I was scared of not being able to hold it. So I start pushing myself back up off the bed to kiss her in an attempt to regain some control. But she seemed so proud of herself for my constant unaided arousal that she wanted to repay me for the compliment.
She starts slow and I think it will be fine because I can never cum from that style BJ. I exhale deeply with relief and she seemed to read my mind perfectly in that moment and suddenly transforms into an absolute cock sucking demon. I try to put my hands under her shoulders to force her off of me, but she isn't having that and she takes both my hands in hers and interlocks our fingers so we both have both our arms outstretched in mid-air, hand in hand. I let out a whimper and she starts giggling as she knows she has complete power over me and it's entirely her choice whether to destroy me or not. Seconds pass and I tell her "stop or I'm gonna cum". She gives 2 or 3 more long deep sucks and pulls off it. Problem is, I'm now past the point of no return so I can feel the cum has been released from my balls but hasn't been extracted from my shaft yet. And she is not touching it anymore, while my hands are interlocked with hers so I can't jerk it out either. It's the most excruciating thing Emoji She slides up on me for a kiss, whispers me to cum for her and slides back down. She doesn't provide CIM or COF so she puts a tight grip around the base, looks into my eyes and gives 1 violent pump upwards on it. In the immortal words of Heath Ledger's Joker..."and here we go!"
Now, I am just a fat falang with a very mediocre cock. However, I have been blessed with the ability for Peter North-ing. And whilst that's incredibly fun in and of itself, the true joy comes (ahem) from the reactions girls have to it. Noi made me shoot potentially the biggest and hardest 1st rope any girl ever has. I didn't have to worry about my face as it was so far beyond that, she ends up blasting it behind the bed about halfway up the wall. The look on her face was totally and utterly priceless. She gives pauses then sudden pumps then pauses then pumps etc to get the rest out, completely milking the life out of me. I'm not sure exactly which rope it was, but another 1 hit the headboard behind the bed and another 1 went in my hair. Her reaction and joy at this total and utter devastation of my bedroom was absolutely incredible. She doesn't have the English to converse with me on it but she talks excitedly in Thai with various miming with her hands. Suffice to say, she seemed content with her work  I was able to clean the wall, but the stain on the headboard remains almost a full year later for all future girls to see.
After showering she gave me an oil massage which was solid but not as good as a Tada or Fo. Then goes for 2nd shot, but I warn her I'm not usually capable of that as I'm not as young as I used to be. She kisses me and says "no cum ok just fuck fuck fuck!!!" I was always raised to give a lady what she wants 
Thing to remember here is I didn't make it into her pussy the 1st try. She blows me to get me hard then puts condom on. She straddles me as if going for cowgirl, but she doesn't put it in. She just sort of gyrates on my hips as we are sitting face to face and kissing. I already thought I was fully erect but she somehow makes me get fully vertical when I'm already sitting up. I don't think I've ever had my cock reach that angle when sitting, and as it continues elevating she feels it now throbbing against her. Her eyes widen as she also seems surprised I have managed to end up so much more erect than my "default". She kisses me again and rewards my good LB with the warm clench of her vaginal walls. And when I say clench, I mean DAMN IS IT TIGHT IN THERE. Since I can't see the penetration point (or anything other than her face basically) I immediately try to recall if she offers anal or not on her menu. I am sure the answer is no, but I don't know that I've ever felt any vagina like this. I ask her "pussy or ass?" and she bursts out laughing and screams "MY PUSSY!!!". I briefly wonder what my neighbours might be able to hear and then go back to marvelling at what on earth I've gone into here.
We fuck for a while, but tragically, I have no sperm left after the 1st explosion, so when the alarm goes I have to tap out. I almost didn't care about not getting off again, because the 1st was incredible and then the sex was great as she has incredible energy and stamina which is required given my inadequacies. She was disappointed not to get it out of me, but I was ready to pass out so stopping was no problem.
I rate Noi extremely highly as a sexual partner. Her attitude, playfulness and stamina are off the charts. For me personally, I prefer some other providers as I value boobs and English highly and Noi is sadly lacking in those departments, as well as the lack of CIM/COF. Which is why I haven't returned yet, as I can get a slightly better overall package based on my personal tastes. But I sill give her a great score and recommendation because, on her own merits, this girl is fantastic. | |
Picked her up to kiss her, she wraps her arms and legs around me to pin herself as tight as possible together which was a very nice touch to break the ice. Gave her a jacknife powerbomb onto the bed on her back and she starts giggling and doing a little dance as she opens her legs for me. DATY, she seemed into it.
I was able to clean the wall, but the stain on the headboard remains almost a full year later for all future girls to see.