Pat Pong and Wood Bar
Had to try Pat Pong after the reviews from here, so tried to find World Bar. Started to have a few beers at Zpanky's then went upstairs. Couldn't find it! So went back down. Got dragged away by a guy named Joey to go to his Gogo bar which was in across the road at Pat Pong Night Market. Told him I would buy him a beer and that's it. Got chatting after we got upstairs. Ping Pong show but man, all the girls were fat girls in theirs 30s. Only 1 young looking one and she never smiled, felt pity for her. Another papas an came and I got him a drink. A few others tried but I said no. Joey said it was 200 a drink, when I left to pay for 3 drinks, got fleeced, was 400 a drink, small bottle. A little miffed off so walked around past 69 bar. There was 1 old, 1 ladyboy and 1 decent but they ignored me. Thats it, off to Wood Bar due to reviews. I went in, saying its my first time (it us) and their no. 1 sucker chatted to me. I asked for a beer, 160 baht, and chilled. Found out the boss also owns the place across from them, some American dude, so when they required a line up, girls available rush from both shops to show the potential customer This gave me time to make a decision. The no. 1 girl also gave recommendations. The first young one, boys, all are 30-40s, chubby, and average looking, but the young one, I asked about. No. 1 told me she doesn't know as she is new, then said she would ask a young one from the nuru gel place to come over. I saw her and said yes. Looks late 20s but the best looking so far, I'd give her 7/10. Paid 800, yes, 800!, then went upstairs. She asks you to remove all your pants, trousers, etc, then she washes you. Man, I thought it was just wet wipes so I was glad, even went to 7 before to get mouth wash if that was the case. Then I sit in a desk chair, the comfy kind with a towel underneath. She goes straight for it. I hear the girl next door making some awesome slurping noises. Was kinda funny. However, as I had about 5 beers and not really horny, the girl sucked and sucked and I even tried wanking to no avail. Even stood up to get the porn star feel. Tried to face fuck her but she said she can't as she just had her nose done and it hurts. She apologised so she kept sucking. 25 mins, I told her to give up. Felt pitiful as it's not her fault so gave her 100 baht tip. 2-3 guys already got done next to me so I did feel guilty, haha. Would I return... FUCK YES! Especially after my fiwfans experience 2 days ago. Let me know if you want that review and I will post it. All in all, defo best Bang for buck release. If anyone else knows of other BJ bars, Please let me know, I will try it out! | |
