[Chiang Mai] Lover Spa
Name: I forget, I called her noy
Location: Lover's Spa (Nimman)
Age: Early 30s
Body: 3.5/5
Face 3/5
Skill: Massage was okay, better once body to body
Price: IIRC 1.5K baht for 60 min body to body and FS
Whenever I fly in to Thailand, I clear customs and start a stopwatch. If 12 hours pass before I nut inside some lovely farmer's daughter, I consider the trip a failure. So I quickly got myself to Lover's spa after someone had recommended it to me. You know when you take a food recommendation from someone who you don't actually trust to give a good one and you're halfway through an OKAY meal and you go "oh, right, Bryan has shit taste!"
Well, it was kind of like that. This place was raved about by a thailand newb but someone who I was happily conversing with about all manner of thing and I decided to give it a shot. Look, it was fine. It was fun! She worked hard, she got me off, I went home smiling. But I expected more. I'm not trying to dissuade you from trying this place; in fact, I might return to give it another shot someday (maybe I picked the wrong girl!); but I have had much better, even in CNX.
Here's part of the problem: it was sold to me as a soapy...it is not. Bodyslide, sure. But I was expecting something fun and bubbly like the fuckfest I had at a big complex in Pattaya years back. Oh, the bygone days---I'm sure the financial remuneration for my my devotional thrusting into that pigtailed slut's mouth in 2018 helped put her through grad school. | |