Here is my tips/tricks/routine
Things I like to accomplish, aside from and despite the point of the visit. of course.
I want to take my vitamins that day to help the body
I wan tot eat about 3-4 hours before the visit to have some fuel in the tank
I want to poop before hand to vacate the bowels
I want to shower before the visit
I want to shower after the visit
I want to know at least the cross-streets before hand so I can time the visit properly WRT where I am
I want to pee shortly afterwards
I want to alcohol up my hands, outside of mouth and the crotch area right after the act
I want to gargle alcohol soon after the act
I want to shower as soon as possible after the visit
I always carry the following with me:
sanitizer bottle
condoms I am comfortable wearing (provider condoms are generally tiny/cheap)
So the routine is generally:
Vitamins in the AM
4 hours before:
a light meal, like a small sub
Start to arrange/schedule the visit
Drink some water while arranging the visit
Once I score an appointment:
Find out rough location and how long to get there.
Drink some more water
Poop/pee sometime in this timeframe if possible
1.5 hours before and up to the time of leaving:
shower,dry off and lay on the bed naked
gather up only what I am planning on taking (sanitizer, donation, phone, condoms, water bottle, 80 proof airplane bottle of alcohol (OPTIONAL))
Lay out my outfit, unassuming boring streetwear
re-verify the appointment
10 minutes before leaving
brush teeth
shave
gargle mouthwash
light deodorant
last minute primping
5 minutes before leaving
dress up
double check I have all that I am planning on bringing
Verify the appointment one last time
Leave, have appointment. Ask to wash up before starting if I have to pee, and wash hands as needed.
Right after appointment and still there (after -ALL- fun acts are done except for perhaps a goodbye hug/kiss)
Shower there if available
Alcohol up the crotch area, their sanitizer or yours
Alcohol up the hands and any other areas you deem need it
gargle 80 proof alcohol,either brought bottle or visit bar
Pee again if possible, slam water bottle to help pee if not
After leaving
If any items in the "right after the appointment" section did not get done, get it all done as soon as practical. | |
