Sweet Bangkok Bar Pickup after Soi Cowboy Strikeout
Date of Session: August 2022
Location: Bangkok, Hillary 2 (Soi 4 near Nana)
Name: Nuanuan
Nationality & Language: Thai
Age: mid/late 30s
Face: 4/5
Body: 3.5/5
Height: around 5'2
Skill: 4/5
Service: 5/5
GFE: 4/5
PSE: 3/5
Price & Session Length: Freebie / 3000 THB (never negotiated, so all a morning tip for great overnight, 2 long sessions)
Repeat: Yes
I’m just switching over to the Thailand section now. I wrote a few reports on the first leg of my SE Asian revenge tour to the Philippines and my sudden detour to Bangkok. Haven’t been to BKK for a long time and have never really done the go go bar scene there, so I decided it was time to go for some sweet young Thai durian juice. I booked 5 nights at a chill, mid-range guest friendly hotel on Soi 8 and another 5 night at upscale Sofi just up near Soi 13. I ended up doing all 10 nights at Soi 8. I really liked it there with its decent rooftop pool for perfect Bangkok weather (5 minutes from Nana – my 17th floor suite overlooked the complex). Just a half block in from Sukhumvit, it was quiet, calm, clean air, and great Bangkok view.
Ok call me what you will, but I ended up only doing 2 bang bang adventures over the 10 nights. I did lots of reconnaissance work everyday, but tbh Bangkok is really becoming a nice place to just chill, eat amazing food, take in some nightlife and massages, and relax. So I kind of fell into a peaceful rut . . . until the primal urge smacked me between the legs a few times. I decided to explore multiple approach paths through the week. This included go go bars, beer bars, freelancers, bj bars (never went in), massage parlors, and civilian dates.
I’ll touch on a few of those in my follow up report on my last night in BKK. But here I’ll mention that I met a load of sweeties (well, they look sweet anyway) on Tinder and found a bunch of possibilities both for trade and for dates. I spent/wasted one night on a tinder dinner date with a really nice looking 30 year old at a German restaurant. She was a bit on the serious side and had limited English, so it was quite boring for me and we ended up just hugging goodnight. She wanted a 2nd date and I think it would have gone somewhere, but I realized that I just wanted to fornicate without restraint (yeah I know, like its taken me all these decades to figure out…). So I left that one to the wind and decided to play Cowboy the next night.
So halfway through the week I feasted on dinner at the Pier 21 Food Court (like 3 huge dishes for all of 75 baht!) and then slugged my way over for my virgin Soi Cowboy experience. And it was a fluke. I admit the my research was outdated, and I was a bit taken back by just how uber commercialized it is now. But I’m also learning how stingy I am, and part of the adventure for me is to maximize bang to buck ratio. So I wasn’t as gungho as I should have been. Anyway, to abbreviate (sorry I’m a windy guy), I stuck to the north side of the street: I loosened up with a couple beers outside Tilac as I watched hot 19 years manipulate the 59 year olds. Then I popped into Dollhouse but wasn’t finding to my taste. So I went to Baccara and locked on to a very nice, thin, fit n hot 29 year old who I invited to my table right away. I bought her 1 drink and she told me she dances part-time since she has a day job at a bank. I went straight to asking about bar fine for overnight and readily agreed (as did the young brother between my testicles) to 5k. We called the waitress over and I was practically running out of the bar as I got my billfold out when the f…ing waitress pulls out this miniature pre-fabbed sign that said something to the effect that customers are required to buy girls 2 drinks before they can bar fine them.
F…k that!
My miserly little stooge got the better of me and I grumpily refused, paying only for our drinks and huffin & puffin as I steamed out alone. (My go go girl and waitress were both aloof and just shrugged me off.) Yeah I totally regretted it once I realized in the taxi that I’d passed up a phenomenal shag just over a $4 beer. (Go ahead boys, throw your darts at me, I deserve it.)
Anyway, I lost the go go spirit for the evening and decided to check out Soi 4 around (but not in) Nana. The live music bars were picking up by this time, and Hillary 2 was raging. After 2 years of HK covid closure, I was ready for some lusty live rock. I put down several beers as I stood just in front of the stage, but I was mainly surrounded by couples and mixed groups. I eyed one sweety next to me who was with another girl and guy. When those 2 went out for a smoke I talked to her. She was friendly and she said the other 2 were brother-sister. They came back and the guy just played on his phone. Couldn’t tell what was going on, but once his sister left he totally went for the girl I was trying to nail. So I explored the billiard area which was full of 30+ year old females. That was a different universe altogether.
I was just passing one table looking for a new standing spot when I notice 3 ladies all conspicuously staring down my lil bro. Then they looked up at me and we all broke out laughing. Bingo! I quickly discarded the 2 older ones and broke the ice with a very pretty girl, I’d say mid to late 30s. You know the type – long hair, beautiful face, thin body, must have been stunning 5 years ago but just starting to droop from her previous perfection. She was all smiles and laughs, and I didn’t even need to buy her a drink before we were walking down the back street arm in arm to my place. I know I took a big risk – no mention of money by either of us whatsoever. She was just coming over “for a drink.”
Yeah we had about half a drink on my couch before the fireworks began. The garments were off in an instant and holy hell did we have a rock em sock em twosome! She was a flying ace! I mean her bbbj skills and enthusiasm would have kept me floating for hours if I hadn’t felt the pressing need to DATY. Slurpy slurpy Bangkok tasty good! From there it was the smorgasbord of positions until I cupped those tight (ok maybe 1 mm of fat…) hips and pounded from behind before 
She was a gem. Friendly, nice soft low pitched voice. The only noticeable flaws in the morning were the dark spots under the eyes (showing her age) and the slightly downward sloping buttocks. How do they maintain such perfection for so long?
And she was in no hurry. We had a great 8 hour sleep before we woke up for the morning bang bang bugle call. It was just as good as the first fun 9 hours before that. More exchange of oral sex (I keep a big bottle of listerine handy) and the usual mish and cowgirl before I got back to doggy position (so clean, round and shiny back there) and again the climactic firestorm
We took our time chatting and showering before she left (I wanted a nap before my noon-time swim). She asked me how long I’d stay and if I wanted to meet again. I said yeah (but later decided for more adventure and never followed up). She never asked me for money, but I decided to keep it transactional so I could keep my freedom guilt-free (haha). So I asked her if I could give her something to help her out. She nicely said sure, and I gave her 3,000 baht (around HKD700). She looked very happy, and I think she’d have been equally happy with 2k. We kissed goodbye as she left, both all smiles. I know that freelance nights can turn into nightmares, but this one was a sweet Bangkok memory. Hillary 2 only had a few good looking ones, but if you don’t feel like go going one night, there are some good bands, good beers, and good boom boom opportunities. Cheers! 
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